Stern 6"4 lesbian in a Soviet greatcoat & ushanka trying to dom me but I keep being a brat by quoting Debord and Baudrillard as I describe how her choice of attire, a century old and ill-fitting for spring, fetishises the image of Marxist-Leninist power devoid of context and thus makes a hollow spectacle of it, revealing its nature as reactionary nostalgia unbecoming of a true Communist

She throws me to the ground and calls me a foolish left-deviationist, and I make no attempt to hide my enjoyment as I tell her it'd be more fitting to call me a left deviant instead

i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

I know of something that could help you out

PUPPY NOOOOOO THATS THE WEED THAT MAKES YOU GO INTO HEAT!!!!

NOOOOOOOO PUPPY STOP SMOKING IT!!!!!

tguys should be able to bust fat loads inside each other.

replace my toy

deep stretch

Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip

“But I’ll feel bad if you don’t cum!”

Okay? I said I don’t care? I just want to kiss and fuck until my vision blurs? Cumming isn’t the crux of sex

No, but I’m being so serious. If cumming is your only metric for successful sex, you need to change that. There are so many other ways to make your partner feel good and if you pressure one thing it only makes it that much harder.