Charred Lotus

i think its really fun to go into buildings and quickly find like an unlocked closet and then just stand motionless in the dark for 30 minutes, its one of my techniques to soak up secret cave power

this isnt even a joke, this seems like a joke post, but i seriously implore you to try it, it makes the world way more fun to hang out in, just do it when youre alone, start looking for little crannys and sneak into them, dont look at your phone just try hiding in the dark, listening to the muffled sounds of the world outside, if anyone catches you just say something stupid like "oh dear, im so sorry, i just got really stressed out and i was trying to find a place to calm down, and now i look crazy! im sooooo sorry" and basically anyone will be like oh damn okay and leave you alone and if they dont then just keep going and be like "my girlfriend died recently"

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

i just ran over like 3 dudes in my chariot

my mental state this past week

he’s so dreamy…

(talking to my my little pony tulpa) do you think all of this is retribution for transgressions in a past life? maybe i deserve this

rainbow dash: this is all retribution for your current life girl you're an awful person

me: not nice rainbow dash. no i'm not. i'm nice to my friends they care about me

rainbow dash: what friends girl

me: . . .

trixie lulamoon: dont listen to her babe i think youre awesome

me: thank you trixie..

me: (on the rooftop, steadying the rifle) i dont kbow trixie.. this seeme like a bad idea..

trixie: dont start having doubts now youre almost there.. just wait until he gets on stage

rainbow dash: theyll kill you. you know that, right? you'll die

me: okay theres a lot of voices talking right bow im gonna need you two to quiet down

trixie: you got this baby im so proud

rainbow dash: i warned you

jeb bush:

i need. alcohol.and knifeplay.

Illustrations from The German and Viennese Cookbook, 1956

i regret nothing

People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

vampires. from 2020

i hope wes streeting dies of an overdose at a circuit party

been working on 'weaponised straight girl homophobia' techniques. i bet wes streeting has a loose fucking anus