🦔 the hedgehog (and one million blue whales) by soliloquent 🐳

8,2k words // pairing: tony stark & steve rogers

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“Hm. But, how hard?” Tony challenges. Steve ponders for a second. “As hard as one million blue whales sitting on you.” “One million?” Tony looks genuinely in awe. “I reckon that would crush one tiny hedgehog, don’t you think?” “Nah. You're all spiky. Small, but feisty. The whales wouldn't stand a chance.”

or: Steve and Tony's love story unfolding through a series of everyday moments in the span of two years, pieced together to paint the canvas of their intertwined lives — a precious portrait woven with quirky whale-themed endearments, meaningful acts of service, soothing showers, cherished gifts, and one adorable hedgehog.

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

A scene from @soliloquent-stark's lovely fic Honey Whiskey

I LOVE middle school teacher Steve in his cute cable knit sweater, I couldn't get the thought out of my mind. Thank you Liv for writing this!

Also personal PSA I'm going to be AFK for travel for a few weeks so pls do not expect updates thank you!

Commission for @starvels, to complete the Iron Man + Clouds saga.

Part 1 | Part 2

who can say (where the road goes) | lomku | 4.1k

Steve/Tony. 616. Road Trip. Hickmanvengers. Uncanny Valley.

My @cap-ironman Holiday Exchange gift for @viudanegraaa!

🧸 these hands are too shaky to hold by soliloquent

15k words // pairing: tony stark & steve rogers

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Accepting help from the man he once feared — and thought he hated — brings up more than just discomfort. It brings up feelings, bruised and battered and locked away in a tiny box in his heart, the key thrown in a sea of sorrow. And seeing Steve willingly dive into those turbulent waters to rescue the key knocks Tony off balance, makes him unsteady, as if his soul is being pulled from a place too raw, too dangerous to revisit.

Tony sighs and opens the door wider. “Come in, Cap.”

or: An injured Tony, a determined Steve, and an adorable Morgan spend a few weeks together.

written for @ishipallthings as part of the @cap-ironman 2024 holiday exchange

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel) Additional Tags: Fluff, Matchmaking, Secret Relationship, Texting, Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Team as Family, Post-Movie: The Avengers (2012), Clint is FED UP with the pining and Steve and Tony are laughing so hard, Established Relationship, Relationship Reveal Summary:

Clint Barton’s Guide to Being a matchmaker, featuring one flawless Powerpoint presentation, one broken coffee mug, and two (supposedly) oblivious teammates.

My fic for 2024 @cap-ironman Holiday Exchange for Teyan!

💫 you’ll be okay, we can talk tomorrow by soliloquent

3,8k words // pairing: tony stark & steve rogers

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As he leaves, Steve deadpans, “I hate everyone here, and I regret every single thing I’ve done for you all. Tony, do bother coming after me. You’re the first person I’d want around.”

“Yep. Definitely only lies,” Tony says, scrubbing a hand over his face.

or: Steve is hit by a spell that compels him to speak only lies, and to their mutual discomfort, Tony appears to be the key to breaking it.

written for the @cap-ironman 2024 holiday exchange

it takes every ounce of strength tony has, but somehow, he manages to resist homewrecker steve's seduction when he shows up at his house.

alas, tony is only human; the next day, he decides to give the debauchery plan a try himself.

dedicated to @meidui for saying 'tony is the kind of man you put on a slutty little leather jacket for and show up at his lakehouse and first you wreck that old man's marriage and then you wreck his bedsheets' and @frankthesnek for saying that tony copying steve's outfit is a form of courtship. 💗

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

after I posted those BoJack Horseman quotes, that last one really stuck with me so now we’re here HAHA. it’s okay, they’ll work things out!

It's me y'all, I'm bitches

Oniric details: The Birth of the Milky Way, 1636-1637, by Peter Paul Rubens