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@thatawkwardbryce

Bryce ~ 19 ~ He/Him. Emergency Commissions are open.

Emergency Writing Commissions update

A few months ago, my dad got in an accident and lost his truck. He's fine but he has been unable to go to work, nor get his truck back thanks to my horrible mother having my grandfather's truck. I am asking for help by doing writing commissions of 10 dollars per thousand words.

You get a nice short story about something you like, I get closer and closer to helping my dad.

Will do: Furry stories, Human stories, Fanfics, Action stories, Horror stories, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy stories.

Won't do: Anything NSFW/Kink related/Gorey.

I only have a cash app but I will take PayPal gift cards to give to my dad.

My Discord is thatawkwardbryce

Examples:

#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they're cute doing it.....................

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

You got kidnapped by a dragon because your uncle, the king, had no daughters. You were the closest thing the kingdom had to a princess.

No matter how dangerous the machines were, they had one weak spot—their lack of stealth. They couldn't infiltrate human camps and strike from behind. The robots were quickly identified, no matter how humanoid Skynet tried to make them. But then the T-800 terminators appeared...

You are watching TV during a storm when you hear a knock. At your door is a woman wearing a dress made of leaves and carrying a bottle. She looks at you sheepishly: "Hello, this may be a tad strange. I am the tree in your front yard and this storm looks to be getting worse. Can I come inside?"

An orphan develops the habit of talking to the moon as if it were a parent—just telling it about their day, and occasionally announcing milestones in their life, like their admission to college. Unbeknownst to them, the moon has been listening all along, and it's so very proud.

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