I did a graffiti workshop for school so I made this

DNI: terfs, truscum, trumeds

Bringing this back cause of recent events

Happy 20th Dannyversary!

I’ve made so many friends and grown so much since joining the wonderful community, I hope we have many more years of ghostly shenanigans

happy dannypocalypse! this year i decided to write a song to commemorate my favorite wholesome fic content the phandom’s come up with over the years 💚

shoutout to @macecertifiedcryptid for doing the male vocals!

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

🦴 EMOJI KITCHEN WOLVES!!!! 🐺🐾

this is so fun to use aaaaaaaaa

don’t quote me on this but i’m starting to think that having a smug ironic detachment from all aspects of human experience might not be totally healthy

"Guilty of one or two nutritional felonies."

When u come to Toronto for Dashcon 2 make sure that u take the time to experiemce our beautiful local culture ❤️

A bar called Wasted Youth on Dundas.

I drank the fuck juice once (maybe 2 years ago ish?) and asked the bar tender "what's in this" he said "I'm not allowed to tell you"

It tastes like a vodka cran fucked a long island iced tea. Functions exactly as advertised.

It sounds like I need to move to Toronto

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

and that bernard squarcini, the head of internal security (DGSI) during sarkozy's presidency, just got convicted for influence peddling and has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years? 😌🙏

and that marine le pen, leader of the far-right party et one of the (ex)favorites for the 2027 presidential elections, has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years and is ineligible for five years?? 😌🙌✨️

My American ass watching other presidents face some form of consequence for wrongdoing…

They're the definition of Boys Will Be Boys, btw.

He was foretold

PET mini

i've come to make an announcement. docm77 is a bitchass motherfucker. he killed my fucking horse. that's right, he took his goatass fucking dumb warden machine out and he killed my fucking horse and he said his machine had "80 wardens ready" and I said "that's absurd".

so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: docm77, you got a small storage system, its the size of this cottagecore build except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my storage system looks like. that's right baby, all beautiful, no redstone, no overcompensating, look at that it looks like a painting.

he killed my horse so guess what? i'm gonna send him to skyblock. that's right this is what you get, MY SUPER SKYBLOCK SENTENCE. except i'm not just sending you to skyblock, i'm gonna go higher, I'M SENDING YOU TO EXILE SKYBLOCK. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT XISUMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours before the judge's gavel hits the fucking sound block, now get out of my fucking sight, before i increase your sentence again.