That Guy August

Hello 👋

my name is August, i am 15, demi, bisexual, and transmasc

I’m looking for friends!

If you want to get to know me you can ask me anything u want :)

I like Arcane, the Marauders, Huger Games, Gravity Falls, PJO, and Epic the musical

My lovely moots <3

@starving-marauder-lover - platonic boyfriend 😘

@st4rboyloser - spider-man 🕷️🕷️🕷️

@loozerboykisser - sexiest man alive 🔥🔥🔥

@sparky4577 - hottie emo 🖤🖤🖤

@sweetest-thing-in-hell - writer pookie 📝📝

@evry1h8s-me -

@dolly4stxr - platonic girlfriend <3

@elitaangel333 -

@neekstheanxiouscat - platonic hook up 🛏️

Taaken anons:

- 📦

- 💋

Im talking to this rlly hot emo British guy and he just called me darling…….i need to be put down

Happy April fools day

(Where the fuck is the thing tumblr does every year??? This is my first year on here and I was excited 😭)

The guy I thought wasn’t vibing just called me during my free period, WE ARE SO BACK!

I added and called this guy today and he’s really cute but idk if he was vibing as much as I was…..

Shoutout to @anomymous1 this dude is always the first person to like any of my posts, like bro has a spidey sense for when I post 😭

Two headed calf plushie 🔥🔥🔥

“there are twice as many stars as usual” - Laura Gilpin

(Exhibits at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in Niagara Falls Canada)

On a road trip to Canada!

We love going on Omegle the day after your breakup and find a cute guy from your area who is nerdy and really sweet and added me on snap

Breaking up with someone while on a break from playing cards against humanity with your family, and then your mom pulls the card “why did my last relationship end?” Is a strange feeling

U.K guy’s sister just added me and cussed me out and threatened me, like bitch? Anyway he’s been a bitch anyway so I broke up with him, unadded him and blocked him and his sister. I’m not here for family drama and boys who only give half the effort to only want 110% back, like tf? Anyways he’s lowkey chopped anyway and I’m not doing all that for a guy who

1. Doesn’t treat me right

2. Wants me to be involved in his family bullshit (after only dating for not even a full week)

3. Wait on call with him while he has conversations with strangers instead of me

4. Lies about being asleep so that he can probably talk to other bitches

(I know this bc his snap score went up 47 when he said he was asleep, and nobody is sending 47 snaps to u honey)

And 5. Will only compliment me on my body and nothing else

(Short version, It wasn’t that quick)

Sooooo we hate boys over here 💕

Guys is it okay that U.K boy is an entire foot taller than me 😭