This scene was like sexually tense

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

I love reddit

I believe Bernard Sanders spoke about this

“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic