Avatar

Heck

@thatsalotofsemen / thatsalotofsemen.tumblr.com

name/emoji/location💫 pfp by @primarinite 🎨 commissions are open! I do traditional drawing and have started making kigus!

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

  1. might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
  2. even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

Avatar
dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

Fetish content!

distraught that i understand this

Save me Star Trek Bloopers…. Star Trek Bloopers save me…

This is making me emotional I love these guys

Once upon a time, the only way you could get to see this footage was at a Trek con where someone hsd managed to sweet-talk somebody from production into sendng them slong.

...In this regard at least: these are better times. :)

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without

Also we used to have multiple video stores in every town where you simply rented any brand new game you wanted for $5-10.

The one I grew up with had a late fee of $1 a day so my mom would just let me keep a game until I was finished with it, because that never ever exceeded the cost of buying it new. This is what we all did.

It's shocking how easily something that useful was so completely murdered by streaming services. Nobody wanted to keep cheaply renting games??

You used to be able to rent the consoles too but now consoles demand you make a user account. Yker save data used to only be on a memory card but now that's only accessible with the user account.

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

Avatar
pylertalma

You will

He’ll do it personally

I love this site.

Character [Mr. Murderbritches] has been unlocked as a Party Member

Special Ability: [Maul U]

Mr. Murderbritches’ claws and teeth deal +5 piercing damage

OMG I REBLOGGED THIS THINKING THAT WAS ITS NAME

Without my glasses I couldn’t tell those were chickens and thought he had been arrested for stealing ice creams.

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

wrong, i am at least three gimmick blogs. i can't make a living wage off of just one in this economy

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

CHARACTER ADDED!

  • Me (Put on the Internet to Count the Number of Lobsters in Other Posts)

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

wrong, i am at least three gimmick blogs. i can't make a living wage o f f of just one in this economy

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

man i wish i'd chosen something simple like lobsters but instead i set up a whole nother dictionary.

CHARACTER ADDED!

  • Me (Put on the Internet to Count the Number of Lobsters in Other Posts)

this post contains:

4 clowns!

2 jesters!

4 mimes!

APRIL FOOL'S BONUS:

2 fools!

1 buffoon!

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.