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Defenestrate Fascism To Benefit All

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Evan | 90s | Canada | they/he/[it? O.o] | INTP | Occasional shitposter. Math, science and literature guy. Solarpunk af. Come for the memes, stay for the ravings of an over-privileged fool.
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them: you are not helping...

me: well which one am i then? shit. fuck...

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

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what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

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ITS 1AM I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START CRANKING MY HOG AND A GECKO FELL RIGHT ON MY CHEST OUT OF NOWHERE ????

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Monty Python and the Curse of the Nat 1.

#my party was just starting the campaign walking through a port city and we smelled alchemy ingredients#and we knew we wanted health potions so we followed the smell thinking we'd end up in an apothecary#but when we opened the door to the “apothecary” it turned out to just be a private residence where someone was brewing tea#so our party had just inadvertently committed b&e and accidentally walked in on some guy just brewing tea in his own home#so we apologized for the intrusion and asked if he happened to know anywhere we could buy potions#and he just happened to be an alchemist so he was like#“i don't normally sell to the general public since most of my stock is just bought by the city guards#but if you want I can sell some to you in bulk?“#and we were like 'yeah hit is with a number!'#because we had a lot of gold so we figured if the price per potion was lucrative enough we wouldn't mind getting that costco kind of deal#but there was no bulk order discount and the price was still pretty high so we were like 'on second thought maybe not#thanks tho'#so tl;dr we smelled potions and broke into someones home and immediately after being forgiven we decided to waste their time
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so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about

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Text editors love to presume that you want a period if you hit space thrice. No bitchass I don't need a period there I'm talking to my beautiful wife the spacebar

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