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" The slaughter's on, I'd love to see you come undone! "
heya! I'm Lilac, Deo, Phantom, Meatgirl, Yi Xi, whatever you wanna call me. I'm just another Omniromantic polyamorous person who is taken².
I do respond as my OCS if anyone sends me an ask relating to them, so here's a list of ocs and tags!
👻 - Phantom (any fandom)
🪙 - Spencer Moore (Dandy's world)
🗡️ - Battenberg Knight Cookie (Cookie run)
🦅 - Peregrine Falcon Cookie (Cookie run)
goat petplay (i escaped. i'm gone and you can't find me. even though you took all the escape precautions. i'm in the nearby park eating endangered bushes but as soon as you try to catch me i sprint at speeds never seen before. also i ate everything edible and inedible in our house. everything is gone)
And like goats, also edible.
PRISMATIC AGELESS AND SERPENTINE
GUESS IM A MONTH FUCKIN' DRAGON BAEBY!!
Ancient, crumbling(? Something along the lines of it), wired
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is
The earlier in
the year you reblog this the
funnier it is
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's february. We're halfway through the second month and I'm fucking done.
…okay sorry guys but hear me out
no no let them talk I think they have a point
I'm not hearing anyone out on the Tubi cowboy hat head guy, and if someone else asks they're getting cannibalized.
…okay sorry guys but hear me out
no no let them talk I think they have a point
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old. My house is in the Northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and i am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores,and. I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but i do occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure i get 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually have no problem going to bed until the morning. Just like a baby, i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who just wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how i deal with society. And i know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if i were to fight i wouldn't lose to anyone.
Roadterra is still an issue.I genuinely do not know what Wish was thinking when he decided to "rework"(actually buff) Confidence. Roadterra already had an insane cleaning ability when it had the pre-"rework" Confidence but now you tell me that whenever it switches in(which it has a good amount of opportunities to) it can much more easily clean/snowball the game? Like yeah sure it has to stay in more but don't forget this satanic doodle is literally Earth/Air(THE BEST STAB combo in any competitive pokemon game) and it has access to incredibly powerful moves(Shatter ,Hit-N-Run to make it be able to run away from its walls and come back later while keeping momentum ,Wing Slash ,Savage Blow ,Earthquake and Nose Dive in the future.) while also having good bulk? This doodle's attack stat might not be the best ,but it can easily ramp up in little time ,becoming much better than the old Confidence .People who've called this a "nerf" don't actually play this game and I genuinely believe that's for the best since the meta will be even MORE dominated by broken Roadterra ,making this game boring and just the same old stupid bird over and over and over again ,flashing my screen as it clicks its overpowered and much more powerful moves.
In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.
Starting a collection
If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever
TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
where did op go?
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DEADNAME
when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
doesn’t get much more interesting than this
i swear every year this emoji looks more tired than before
i swear every
year this emoji looks more
tired than before
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Wait is…is it possible?
*googles man and woman kissing*
I couldn’t find anything conclusive but I Frankensteined some yuri and yaoi together to help visualize it.
Have you guys ever seen anything like this?
