WAIT THE BAT FAMILY BEING SEEN AS A SYNDICATE I LOVE IT

"It's not like that. I just have violent children"

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Damian is so done with Ra's

HE'S SO MAD

He wants so badly for Ra's to stop talking

Damian actually falling asleep to Ra's rambling plan

I don't blame him, Ra's plan for Zeshika was kinda shit

That is some platinum games level stylization right there.

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Dick ‘has been a barista like 90 times over 50 years of comics Grayson’ can absolutely prepare whatever drink you want him too. He can also guess/ judge what your go to order is.

With the bats

He can guess what WILL be there favorite even if they’ve never tried it before

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Bruce on 13 mins of sleep fucking exhausted but even Alfred isn’t giving him shit bc they HAVE TO crack this case: hrn

Dick plopping a take away coffee cup in front of him: DRINK

Bruce goes through a quick is this my son or a shapeshifter, mind control, demon situation before deciding fuck it we ball and taking a sip: this… tastes different

Dick: yeah

Bruce ‘actual freak who grumbles when coffee isn’t bitter enough’ Wayne: this is good

Dick: yeah it’s a red eye

Bruce: hrn

Dick: yeah no problem B

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Jay (just got done fighting aliens and needs to get back to whatever he was doing before) : get me a Drink as black as my soul

Dick: sure

Dick brings back the drink from the kitchen

Dick: strawberry iced matcha with oat milk right here for you

Jay: what the fuck Goldie

Dick: I saw you sobbing at the notebook a week ago don’t play tough with me and don’t fucking lie we both know you like tea more.

Jay sputtering: Don’t PLAY TOUGH? BROTHER I PUT A BUNCH OF HEADS A BAG AND MADE THE UNDERWORLD INTO MY BITCH

Dick: yes yes Jay now go drink your tea and run along

(It is the best fucking thing he’s ever tried, bought a matcha making kit as soon as he got him, has denied it ever since but Dick doesn’t buy it and keeps making him the drink)

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Tim:

Dick:

Tim:

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: you’re a heathen

Tim: proudly

Dick: fine take the monster and go OH MY GOD

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Steph wincing at the taste of a latte: there’s something seriously wrong with this place, no matter how much sugar I add it’s just bitter

Dick: yeah Steph it’s bc they burn the beans to get more use of em

Dick: you could add all the cream and milk you want it’s not gonna do shit

Steph: ugh this is the only coffee spot on my campus in so screwed

Dick pulling out a takeaway coffee cup: don’t worry I brought you some from home

Steph: Jesus fuck this is delicious

Dick: upside down sweet almond latte with caramel and double espresso

Steph: should’ve married into the family with Tim god damn

Dick: Cass is still an option

Steph: what

Dick: what

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Dick:

Duke:

Dick:

Duke:

Dick: you’re one of Tim’s heathens aren’t you

Duke: just because I like energy drinks more doesn’t mean I don’t LIKE coffee

Dick grumbling: should’ve left you with the cops

Duke: what was that? I didn’t hear you

Dick thrusting the coffee cup at him: just take it, end my suffering

Duke: oh damn that’s good… what is it

Dick:…. It’s Vietnamese style coffee

Duke: fuck I might I have to switch, Jesus that’s good

Dick vaguely smug: another victory

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Dick: hey Cass

Cass: busy… like you should be

Dick: yeah, yeah I have like 6 mins of free time left before I have to meet up with Robin (Tim) for an op

Dick: anyway i made you strawberry hot chocolate

Cass: this isn’t coffee

Dick: it has 180 milligrams of caffeine

Cass: how?

Dick: don’t ask difficult questions

Dick: where the hell did she go?

Dick: is this how everyone else feels about us?

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Damian: I want coffee

Dick: you’re an infant, no

Damian: IM 15 GRAYSON

Dick: a certifiable baby

Damian: I hate you

Dick: you would hate me more if you stunted your growth and ended up Tim sized

Tim: HEY!

Damian: this is true… apologies Richard

"coffee stunts your growth" will forever and always be a trigger phrase for me I have been drinking coffee since I was seven years old and I am now 6 feet tall EVEN, don't you lie to me you superstitious fuck.

Damian:.... *plays around with the flag* What do you want?

Bruce: Just checking

Damian: Hmhm

Bruce: That is not yours

Damian: *ignores him*

Bruce: You should give it back

Damian: No

Bruce: Damian

Damian: *ignores him again*

Bruce: *pats his shoulder and motions him to give him the flag*

Damian: *groans but reluctantly gives up* You are making me unhappier

Bruce: I get that a lot

Damian: *flops back on the bed*

Bruce: *also plays around with the flag*

Damian: Hypocrite

Bruce: That, too.

Bruce: Tomorrow, I will get you one

Damian: *shrugs*

Bruce: Which one?

Damian: The bi one so I can match with the family

Bruce: *smiles* Size?

Damian: Bigger than Tim's

Bruce: Of course

I love when people draw horror in twst. Its like those fucked up angsty saiki fanfics despite the show being goofy af. Keep that shit going i eat it up like its a buffet

I feel twst is too goofy for the inherently terrifying experience of being ripped away from all you've ever known, fighting horribly disfigured versions of people you don't know, that you barely live through, only to go back home to a house that is on the verge of falling in on you

Batkids at a Gala and whenever a reporter asks about their background (lets say just for fun Bruce never says their adopted an they just.)

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Since the pit, Jason doesn't like to associate himself with anything green. Even though he knows it's not dangerous and it won't effect him, some hidden part of his brain tells him to keep his distance.

He doesn't wear green clothes, he makes Bruce change out some green carpets at the manor, and whatever whatever.

But then he just does it to be annoying.

Doesn't want to try out Dick's cooking? Hm, no, sorry, this has green vegetables in it.

Bruce wants to go outside with him when he could instead be reading a good book? Oh, the trees! The grass! Oh god, nature burns my soul!

Eventually, he also does this on patrols when he doesn't want to do something, and it inspires his younger brothers.

Oracle: "Hood, we need you to provide backup to Nightwing and Batman as they storm the wearhouse"

Red Hood, eating Batburger on a steakout with Red Robin and Robin: "What? Why do I gotta?"

Oracle: "You have other people to cover for you, we need you ASAP"

Hood: ".. You're like, green, right?"

Oracle: "Hood-"

Hood: "Mmm, yea, no, I don't like that. Goodbye!" *Turns off comms*

Oracle: "Red Robin.. can you provide backup to-"

Red Robin: "No way. Yeah green is super bad for me and stuff, your words are trauma-ing me up right now."

Oracle: "But- you didn't even-"

Red Robin: *Turns off comms*

Oracle: "Robin-"

Robin: "Uhh, oh dear! Green!" *Turns off comms*

Oracle: ".. Fuck my life."

Do you think the rouges think there is a new Robin every time they change something about themselves because honestly the robins all look pretty similar so the only way to tell was in the style choices

They know Batman gets a new Robin occasionally but they don’t know when which leads to them thinking that Batman got a new sidekick after like a hair cut or a suit change

Riddler: oh I see Batman got a new Robin needed the newer version hm?

Tim drake got a hair cut: (gets punched when he pauses in confusion)

Tim in the midst of puberty and his voice got deeper: stop right there joker

Joker: ooh a new bird to kill how fun I should get my crow bar polished

Harley and ivy robing a bank just as Damian shows up

Harley: ok this is getting ridiculous we need to have a intervention for you batsy there is no way you can give your children enough emotional support and attention if you adopt a new one once a month

Damian who redesigned his suit: wha-

Batman pinching the bridge of his nose: same kid Harley

Ivy: are you sure about that

Harley: yea are ya sure you didn’t adopt one without realizing it batsy?

Batman glances at Damian unsure:

Damian: Father!

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So, watched both Batman ninja movies last night with my brother, and we got this from it:

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My brother, as soon as he sees Damian: AAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Me: It was a popular hair style—

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Me, as soon as I see Damian: Who's white baby is this?

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My brother: DISCOWING MAGIC GIRL TRANSFORMATION!?

Me: MAGIC GIRL TRANSFORMATION!!!

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My brother, watching Damian eat sushi: Isn't Damian a vegan?

Me: Fish don't count?

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Me: How'd Damian get a photo of himself in another timeline?

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My brother: Is Batman gay for Superman??

Me: Always has been.

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Me and my brother both every few minutes: TIM JUST WANTS TO GO HOME TO BERNARD!

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My brother: Where's the batgirl's?

Me: They didn't wanna deal with this.

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Me: TALIA ISN'T IN THIS!?

My brother: No wife for you.

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Me: Bet it's Ra's Al Ghul.

*It was Ra's Al Ghul*

My brother: HOW?!

Me: Ra's calls Bruce detective??? How did you not know this???

My brother who's Batman knowledge is all from me:

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My siblings every two second: Who's Red Robin?

Me: T i m .

Them: Oh, the gay one.

Me: Tim didn't lose his spleen to be known as the gay one.

My brother: Losing a spleen is gay.

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Me: He's kidnapping Batman's kidnapped child!