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shoutout to all my people with invisible disabilities

shoutout to people who donโ€™t feel disabled enough

shoutout to people who have been denied care because they donโ€™t look disabled

shoutout to people who thug it out every single day because the world doesnt stop when youโ€™re disabled no matter how much you wish it would

shoutout to people with no diagnosis but still have symptoms because you donโ€™t need a diagnosis to have symptoms

shoutout to all my

people with invisible

disabilities

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

my horny ass WILL be an engineer and I will make sure of it.

my horny ass WILL

be an engineer and I

will make sure of it.

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you're supposed to tease your pathetic transfem mutuals with anonymous asks btw. the feature exists to bully helpless tgirls so they get horny

>I am about to go to bed, but uhmn.. this is very [TRUE].<3<3
>It would be.. suuuch a [SHAME] if I was sent horny [ASKS]..~
>I uhmn.. a,am your [PATHETIC TRANSFEM MUTUAL], after all~!!<3<3 [>//////<]

>I am about to

go to bed, but uhmn.. this is

very [TRUE].<3<3

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1/26 of alphabet challenge. Save me, old man yaoi, saaaaaave me.

Iโ€™m posting this a bit later on Tumbler, but I actually drew it on my birthday on the 26th of march and exactly after posting this I saw the video with doomsday release and found out that my toxic old man yaoi is back๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ

1/26 of

alphabet challenge. Save me,

old man yaoi, saaaaaave me.

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i wonder what the process was when Charles left the school in dark phoenix

i donโ€™t think anyone was sad that he left โ˜น๏ธ

they immediately got rid of his name and replaced it with Jeanโ€™s

like imagine leaving the one place youโ€™ve built your entire life on and then just being replaced like it was nothing

i wonder how long it took for Erik to come find him afterwards

did they not keep any kind of memorial or tribute to Charles??? HE STARTED THE DAMN THING BE GRATEFUL

like they could at least have a picture of him that says โ€œfounder of the jean grey school, formerly Xavierโ€™s school for gifted youngstersโ€ OR SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

like i get heโ€™s an old white man and that we have plenty of those guys doing stuff but cmon show like a bit of respect for him at least ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

writers of dark phoenix i will find you for butchering nearly everyone in this movie

i wonder how long

it took for Erik to come

find him afterwards

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When Katniss says โ€œI know this would have happened anywayโ€ฆwhat I need is the dandelion in the spring,โ€ do you think this is her admitting that she was crushing on Peeta before the games? Like why do you think she specifically uses โ€˜dandelion in the springโ€™? The one connection they had before the games.

To me, she was able to sort out her feelings for Peeta, even the ones before the games. like not only is she saying why she had fallen for Peeta, why she needs him, but she's going โ€œYeah I felt something before the games.โ€ like not romantic love, but something. Or am I just thinking too much of it, and I'm going off the rails LOL thoughts?

I have said this a million times and Iโ€™ll say it a million more: she definitely had a crush on him before the games. From the second she says โ€œoh no, not him, anyone but himโ€.

and the way she was READY with details about him? Sacks of flour? Wrestling? Second place?

I'm telling you that girl was CRUSHING.

She watched him. How would she know his blue eyes were looking at her unless she was looking back?

She didn't know that it was a crush. She didn't hang out socially with anyone but Gale, and that was isolated in the woods. And while I'm sure she understood the concept, she wasn't emotionally ready to allow herself to have those kinds of feelings when she was still operating in survival mode.

You really have to weed though the subtext though, because she does not openly admit much in terms we're used to, and because a lot of people don't pick up on it it's not written into many fics.

@wistfulweaverwoman bouncing off on your point. When Katniss meets with the other victors in the capitol, where Coin suggests a new games for the caption children. Katniss notes that Peeta does not meet her eyes like how he used to before the games. Her tone is displeasure, she doesn't like to think of the time when Peeta wasn't in her life like that. When Pesta refuses to let her take the nighlock pill, she says โ€œOnly now he holds my stare.โ€ this suggests that Katniss wanted Peeta to be in her life, way before the games. It's subtle, but I think it holds meaning.

I agree with allllllll points!

i dont think any part of of her would ever have been ready to admit to a crush or to feelings in a world with hunger games. she definitely always felt things for him, thought about him - the boy with the bread had been within her periphery ever since that night in the rain. But to begin to understand those feelings within herself, she would have had to open herself up to relationships, children, a future - and within the structure of the Hunger Games that was something unthinkable to her.

do I think Peeta could have pushed his way through that outright denial without the games? Absolutely. (THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ANYWAY) But likely not until after she was out of reaping age. Maybe not until after Prim was out of reaping age. Katniss would have been completely single-minded in one thing. Survival.

But, looking at it from the outside? Girl was embarrassingly not indifferent to Peeta.

@triassictriserratops My headcanon is the day of the reaping something was going to happen to Peeta and Katniss because she mentioned how she was going to go to the bakery after the reaping. Or that Peeta confessed to her, when they grew back together, how was he planning to talk to her and get her to be his friend, or simply ask to court her.

Just want to leave this here because of the added quotes from her flashback.

@disgurr Iโ€™m seriously rethinking the whole first book in a totally different way.

Just want to leave this

here because of the added

quotes from her flashback.

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mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that iโ€ฆ.amโ€ฆ.

DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

yโ€™all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

yโ€™all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

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Another humans and aliens post because im hooked on it still.

Humans are friendly. Really friendly. Theyll make friends with anything that can move. They pack bond like crazy and they seem to understand their emotions better than any other species and tend to be the therapist of the ship.

So, why is it that, on the ships, with more than a couple humans on it, are the ones that have the most fights.

Humans are so friendly, you could probably do just about anything to them and they wouldnt even so much as blink. But one human woke up another human too early one day and they both ended up in the medbay. The worst part is- they were back to being friends again not even a full day cycle later.

There had been another fight between a couple of other humans too, but this fight wasnt physical. It was a screaming match, or atleast thats what the humans called it. This fight wasnt even physical but the humans involved in this one had cried in this one. They did not go back to being friends afterwards. It made no sense- but what made even less sense happened a week later.

A team of humans showed up for a 'debate'. To the aliens understanding- it was a series of arguements over a couple of prepared questions. Every alien on the ship expected there to be more tears and more sadness- but instead the humans cheered on the debate and the people screaming at eachother laughed about it afterwards.

Any alien with enough sentience on the ship that day remembered the fact that despite being as friendly as they were, humans are still very, very unexplored territory.

Another humans

and aliens post because

im hooked on it still.

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