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dead dove do not eat in practice

pete seeger's banjo 🪕

"this machine surrounds hate

and forces it to surrender"

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

hey man what if i cried

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

favorite stuffed animal

@tj-crochets​ LOOK Inspiration! 

I didn’t manage an exact match but I made a cute bug to match the art!!

@incendavery thanks for designing such a cute stuffed animal!

OH MY GOD!!!! PURPLE BUG STUFFIE!!!!!!!!!!

THE BOY….. IS NOW MINE. I AM IN LOVE💜😭

also here he is with marie, who the original comic was about!

the physical recreation of a comics representation meets the original :0

That’s so cool!!

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

another AITA post where the guy is just like “hi guys, my wife is cool as fuck like probably one of the coolest women i’ve ever met ever, how am i supposed to put up with this?”

I always feel so worried about anyone I know who's 22-23 because I know those ages are the most hyped up yet shatteringly lonely times for most young adults when they expect so much from themselves and have been set up to fail at the same time but don't see that yet because they did everything they were supposed to and have probably started to feel so lonely and don't understand why seeing friends is suddenly getting way harder and time is going faster than ever

Those are like the speed batting ages where you are swinging so hard so fast trying to get this and you're striking out and even when you do hit you realize your just running in a circle and it starts to weigh on you and no one else is acknowledging it.

If you're 22-23 it's okay keep going, please try and remember to eat and sleep well and that there's nothing for you to win at, and you're not done changing no matter how set things feel

“You’re gonna eat ’em cold, and you’re gonna like ’em cold. Every meal. Don’t even think about trying to gussy them up with pickle relish. The only way you make it through these next few years is filling every shelf in your pantry with little canned wieners and knocking back the leftover hot dog water with a smile on your face. Buckle up, America. You live in ‘the wiener times’ now.” At press time, millions of Americans reportedly realized they could no longer afford the canned wieners.

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