coming to tumblr on Ash Wednesday

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

So guys what state should I consider moving to when I graduate

Here’s what I currently have crossed out.

🚨🚨not Massachusetts Or florida🚨🚨

Listen I left MA for a reason but if a particular job opportunity is still available by the time I pass the board exam may consider it.

I think Wisconsin is very nice!

Pennsylvania is awesome bc we’re too far north to get hurricanes, too mountainous to get tornadoes (the occasional “watch” maybe but nothing major) and we don’t have alligators. Some winters we get a lot of snow and some we don’t get much at all but it’s always pretty :)

Looking sexy is OUT looking homely and prudish is IN

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

THE BUTTER INGOT

You absolutely would still need a smelter and at least two perks.

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

I often think about how Jesus knew he was going to die. We often say how you never know what will be your last morning, your last night of sleep, your last moment of peace. Except Jesus did know, He knew it intimately. He knew His last time eating with those He loved, His last time to hug His mother, His last prayer. How precious were these moments for Him? The last time He had physically been with His creation had been in Eden. Now, wrapped in flesh, He had to give it up again all for the hope that He could again be with us, this time forever. The love of God physically hurts me sometimes. I feel how He misses me, and I dearly miss Him.

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

ah, from Pennsylvania.

weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

did you hear? there was another sunrise this morning. the clouds are parting to let love in. birds still live in the trees and rabbits still live in the ground and God still loves you

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do you want to explore museums, old churches and hidden antique shops with me, yes or no

Going thrifting tomorrow

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad