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Apple.

@the-official-apple

For legal purposes i am NOT the orginal apple, don't bully me for it.
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Anonymous asked:

Okay, I'm real sorry about prying into your past (AGAIN, I know, I'm horrible), but I just need to see if my theory is correct

So, did you (as the-real-spotify) possibly go into hiding, then after a certain amount of time, come out of hiding (now as the-official-apple), and not reveal to anyone your previous identity

Ding! Ding! Ding! You are correct.

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Anonymous asked:

what side of the war r u on?? (please say ikea please say ikea please say—)

~~@spotify-kids-real

Uhm if i can remember i think official burger king asked me to join but i cannot keep up n dates with tumblr since when was their a WAR??

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Anonymous asked:

Okay from a lore viewpoint are you and Spotify (the-real-spotify) the same or different people

Yes im the-real-spotify I deactivated that account because people kept coming after me and apple music when i was dating subway and it made me uncomfortable when people shipped me and apple music

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Anonymous asked:

Hey tinder… heh.

Apple leaned against the wall smirking, he’d cross his arms staring at tinder smirking. ( kill me. )

-@the-official-apple

officialtinder answered:

hey there, Apple ;) careful, if you keep smirking, someone could go into cardiac arrest.

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Oh and why is that? Is it because i’ll fall to hard for you?~

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excuse me sir you have a boyfriend

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NO NO I WAS JOKING I WOULDNT ACTUALLY DO TJIS WITH TINDER OLEASE

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i just commit to my bits. i'm not trying to split up a wonderful family <3

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I love my bouyfriebdhddd… and my winderfukchild and and and i love jybfamilyyyyyy

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