I think Colorado loves getting all kinds of piercings but bc he’s a dumbass with dangerous hobbies he has zero piercings and a lot of scars from where they got caught on something and ripped out. The only thing this man has ever been able to keep were his gages and even then there have been Very Close Calls.
Hi everyone I know this probably seems quick. However I was extremely inspired. So I finished my next one shot in my magical mischief series.
Its called Chaos and the mermaid. A Connecticut/ Florida fic. It's inspired by the Swan princess and beauty and the beast elements.
Connecticut is cursed by an ex lame to become a mermaid every night for a month, if he can't convince Florida of all people to fall in love with him, he will be stuck as a mermaid forever.
I really hope everyone enjoys this one, I really enjoyed writing it and I hope even if this isn't your ship that you'll give it a chance. 💚 reblog or comment of you enjoy.

The Black Bride
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Hello!!! I was wondering if you could share your thoughts on Harry and Tom Riddle’s (or Voldemort’s) connections and parallels? I find their dynamic really fascinating and would love to hear your take on it, whether from a narrative, symbolic, or character-driven angle.
And if you’re comfortable sharing, what are your thoughts on Tomarry (or Tomarrymort)? Do you think it has the potential to be as compelling as the fans say it is? I’m considering diving into the ship but I honestly don’t know much about it or them so I have no idea what to look for or expect, and would love to hear a perspective from someone who’s blog and meta’s I really love and gravitate towards.
You know, I've never actually read a Tomarry fic in my life? I've only become properly aware of the Tomarries recently, as they reblog a lot of my Voldy stuff and generally leave excellent comments. I surprised myself by taking a Voldemort character analysis in a more Tomarry direction, and I've recently started following @saintsenara, who writes very intelligently about Tomarry, fairly often.
But like... enemies to lovers...
So I'm also a Shakespeare nerd. And the most compelling romantic setup I've ever seen in, anything? ever? comes about halfway through Coriolanus.
Okay. Coriolanus is this brilliant general. But in order to be this perfect symbol, he's dehumanized himself. He's everything to everybody, leaving himself strong, but empty. There's an attempt to use him as a political figure which backfires horribly, Coriolanus burns all his bridges and is exiled.
And he goes straight to the camp of his nemesis, Aufidius. After all, he has no identity outside of being Aufidius' enemy. He feels like he does authentically have some kind of emotional bond with Aufidius. He respects Aufidius. Coriolanus shows up at his door being like "I'm Martius Coriolanus. You'd be an idiot not to kill me right now. And if that is what you decide to do, I will completely accept that. I just don't have anywhere else to go."
and then Aufidius goes right into the gayest monolog in all of Shakespeare. and there is some stiff competition in that category. Different productions play Coriolanus' reaction differently. Like, here's the Tom Hiddleston production:
and here's the Ralph Fiennes production:
I apparently originally saved this as as "gaypanic.jpg." which is appropriate, but sad, because I think Gerard Butler's Aufidius is really into him.
My point is, if anyone knows a Tomarry fic which even a *fraction* of this energy... link me?
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if tumblr dies you will never be able to find me again. this is my last stop. when the track runs out I'm just gonna hitch my stick and bindle up over my shoulder and head off into the horizon