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@the-rad-menace

Bi/Female/30

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If you elect me president I will provide a menstruation centrifuge for every county in the United States of America. (It spins the blood straight out of you) (1 day periods guaranteed)

Ok. So I lost. But if anyone wants to meet me at the playground tonight you can lay down on the merry-go-round and I'll spin you real fast.

ā€œMenstruate on itā€ as a synonym for pondering; sounds familiar enough to ā€œruminateā€ to immediately signify the meaning, but with an air of female intuition

"I'm going to menstruate on it" is now officially feminist slang for "I'll get back to you within a month"

a lot of people on here have this idea in their head that the reason you shouldn't say slurs is because they're evil words that make you a bad person to say. but they don't have any deeper understanding as to WHY they're bad, and they REALLY want to dehumanize people that they hate. so then they try to reinvent/repurpose/redefine/recontextualize slurs that they can feel morally sound saying.

tumblr users clocking in for a shift to defend calling women bitch whore cunt sluts. tumblr users working overtime to defend calling gay men fruity limp-wristed dicksucking twinks.

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

grasshopper nymph.

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