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Number 15: Splat Burger foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Splat Burger burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Mobian uploaded a photo anonymously to Tumblr showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Splat Burger." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Splat Burger in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the SB employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Northern Mobius. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Splat Burger branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another Mobian. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: SBβs "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Mobius Scene Magazine contacted the SB in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by Tumblr. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
*sobs*
Hey silver, you know what day it is :)
Friday
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S FRIDAY!
NO!! It's SUNDAY RIGHT??? *nervous sweating*
ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT'S MONDAY!
No!! I'm exhausted! It's Tuesday!!
It's Wednesday!!
WHAT? NO! IT'S THURSDAY!
NO IT'S F
Charmy, can you and your clones all takeover Eggmans empire?
Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!
Enough talking where we droppin' boys