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Witch Bill Cipher

@the-triangle-witch

Banished to earth and learned witchcraft. Lives in a gothic manor, deep in the woods of Gravity Falls.

✨"Y'ello~! who's ready for some magic~!"✨ 🌙🕯️🔮 "The names Bill Cipher, and I'm the witch of Gravity Falls. Ya need some potions? spells? make-up tips? cursed baked goods? well then I'm your triangle! Whatever weird thing your lookin' for I'm sure I can brew up. I'm just happy to be included in stuff." 🔮🕯️🌙

this is an rp blog for a witch Bill Cipher au. 🔮✨🧹 background: The Axolotl sends Bill to earth after the destruction of Euclydia. Bill’s powers are weakened in this new dimension so he studies and learns various forms of witchcraft to compensate for the lack of power. Bill eventually ended up living in an abandoned manor in Gravity Falls, drawn to the location because of its supernatural and paranormal activity. The townspeople of Gravity Falls think the manor is haunted and there are many rumors about the witch who lives there. During Ford’s studies he comes across folklores and myths from all over the world about the triangular witch. After moving to Gravity Falls for his research he eventually investigates the mysterious manor and meets Bill. fun facts about witch!bill 💎is a simp for Ford. any Ford. bruh is down bad. 💎 has a mouth but only makes it appears sometimes. 💎 a very short king. 💎 like karaoke, dancing, sweets and overly sugary coffee. 💎 is very smart within subjects such as astronomy, botany, geology and other witchcraft related subjects but is an social idiot due to many years of isolation. 💎also does not understand technology, boy can't even figure out a dvd player. 💎 won't say it but he is actually lonely and pretty sensitive; has many emotional support ghost cats. 💎 has a garden and green house full of odd and bizarre plants. 💎 has beef with the gnomes. 💎((outfit is inspired by Lydia Deetz's look from the 1989 Beetlejuice cartoon.))

I heard there was a cute- ahem- another Ford here, may I meet him? I made him scones and jams! :D

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"oh! Welcome! You can certainly meet our patient! Are you a friend of his?" the person at the front desk slides over a form "Is there a name he may know you by so we can ask if he'd like to see you"

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"hmm... maybe! :D heh~ ask him if the name 'Witch Bill' rings any bells. I'm technically a friend with a version of himself that isn't locked up here but who knows, maybe there is some overlap?" *the witch pulls a writing quill out of thin air and starts to fill out the form with sparkly purple ink*

"Oh, I love your quill! where did you get the ink it looks lovely!" the employee watches Bill fill out the paper for longer than they probably should. Shaking their head to refocus their thoughts, they close their eyes for a moment.

"He's agreed to see you! Isn't that nice? I will warn you he is not fully accustomed to our facility yet; he may be irritable and ask for help breaking out."

"heehee~ that's okay~ I'm just so excited to meet him! Also, the ink is made from nightshade berries and belladonna flowers" :3 *the quill vanishes into a poof of smoke once he's done writing. The basket of fresh baked scones and jams still floating around Bill*

"Oh, I recommend not using that around Stanford. I think it's bad for humans." The paper disappears, and a door appears "Whenever you're ready, step through! We have him behind a glass wall, but if you want to give him those yourself, we can have him cuffed instead!"

"uhhh maybe don't cuff him? he'd probably be really mad about it. Just the glass is fine and I guess I'll let the staff pass this along" *Bill sheepishly gives them the basket to give to Stanford before stepping through the door* "y'ello~?"

"Now that you mention it, he does freak out a bit when we cuff him.." the moment they touch the basket it dissappears

Stanford is sitting behind a glass wall in a plain wooden chair. Look, he has the basket. He studies Bill before speaking "Greetings, it's been a while since I've seen you. Although I'm not sure exactly how long it's been for you, time works in weird ways."

*Bill excitedly hopped in front of the glass, a star in his one big eye* "you know me! like me me, right? you look so nice with long hair! how are you feeling? I made scones and jams! let me know which jam is your favorite-!" :D *Bill continues to ramble cheerfully to the Stanford in space jail therapy*

I heard there was a cute- ahem- another Ford here, may I meet him? I made him scones and jams! :D

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"oh! Welcome! You can certainly meet our patient! Are you a friend of his?" the person at the front desk slides over a form "Is there a name he may know you by so we can ask if he'd like to see you"

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"hmm... maybe! :D heh~ ask him if the name 'Witch Bill' rings any bells. I'm technically a friend with a version of himself that isn't locked up here but who knows, maybe there is some overlap?" *the witch pulls a writing quill out of thin air and starts to fill out the form with sparkly purple ink*

"Oh, I love your quill! where did you get the ink it looks lovely!" the employee watches Bill fill out the paper for longer than they probably should. Shaking their head to refocus their thoughts, they close their eyes for a moment.

"He's agreed to see you! Isn't that nice? I will warn you he is not fully accustomed to our facility yet; he may be irritable and ask for help breaking out."

"heehee~ that's okay~ I'm just so excited to meet him! Also, the ink is made from nightshade berries and belladonna flowers" :3 *the quill vanishes into a poof of smoke once he's done writing. The basket of fresh baked scones and jams still floating around Bill*

"Oh, I recommend not using that around Stanford. I think it's bad for humans." The paper disappears, and a door appears "Whenever you're ready, step through! We have him behind a glass wall, but if you want to give him those yourself, we can have him cuffed instead!"

"uhhh maybe don't cuff him? he'd probably be really mad about it. Just the glass is fine and I guess I'll let the staff pass this along" *Bill sheepishly gives them the basket to give to Stanford before stepping through the door* "y'ello~?"

I heard there was a cute- ahem- another Ford here, may I meet him? I made him scones and jams! :D

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"oh! Welcome! You can certainly meet our patient! Are you a friend of his?" the person at the front desk slides over a form "Is there a name he may know you by so we can ask if he'd like to see you"

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"hmm... maybe! :D heh~ ask him if the name 'Witch Bill' rings any bells. I'm technically a friend with a version of himself that isn't locked up here but who knows, maybe there is some overlap?" *the witch pulls a writing quill out of thin air and starts to fill out the form with sparkly purple ink*

"Oh, I love your quill! where did you get the ink it looks lovely!" the employee watches Bill fill out the paper for longer than they probably should. Shaking their head to refocus their thoughts, they close their eyes for a moment.

"He's agreed to see you! Isn't that nice? I will warn you he is not fully accustomed to our facility yet; he may be irritable and ask for help breaking out."

"heehee~ that's okay~ I'm just so excited to meet him! Also, the ink is made from nightshade berries and belladonna flowers" :3 *the quill vanishes into a poof of smoke once he's done writing. The basket of fresh baked scones and jams still floating around Bill*

I heard there was a cute- ahem- another Ford here, may I meet him? I made him scones and jams! :D

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"oh! Welcome! You can certainly meet our patient! Are you a friend of his?" the person at the front desk slides over a form "Is there a name he may know you by so we can ask if he'd like to see you"

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"hmm... maybe! :D heh~ ask him if the name 'Witch Bill' rings any bells. I'm technically a friend with a version of himself that isn't locked up here but who knows, maybe there is some overlap?" *the witch pulls a writing quill out of thin air and starts to fill out the form with sparkly purple ink*

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

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"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

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*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

Yeah, I don't know that specific one's policies on that, but they keep a protective glass for visitors' safety, and be warned he might be irritable

*zey hand him some lipstick if he wants some*

hmmm~ might hold off on the lipstick, wouldn't wanna freak him out too much on our first meeting haha! . . . some people get really freaked out when they see I have an actual mouth

*zey shrug*

I think it's a split timeline thing so he probably already knows you if you met his alive variant

*in the picture the same tattoos that alive hench has are also visible*

Maybe could help you pick out an outfit if you want

yes, blueberry jam or strawberry jam? which do you think would look better? :3

Jam? *zey tilt zeir head confused, not sure what that has to do with outfits*

What does that have to do with outfits?

I'm thinking I'll bring him scones with jams and I wanna wear an outfit that matches :3 i wanna look cute! and jam is cute . . . right? :0

Ah, I suppose that makes sense in that context

*zey shrug, not very familiar with different jams*

*zey look up what they both look like*

Thinking the strawberry one would match your complexion better

aw shucks! thanks! strawberry it is~!🍓✨

:P

*zey fidget with some bandages on zeir arm while looking at different outfit ideas*

*zey seem to also be absentmindedly tracing something on zeir arm with zeir fingers*

you have bandages on you again, are you okay?

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

- 🦊

"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

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*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

Yeah, I don't know that specific one's policies on that, but they keep a protective glass for visitors' safety, and be warned he might be irritable

*zey hand him some lipstick if he wants some*

hmmm~ might hold off on the lipstick, wouldn't wanna freak him out too much on our first meeting haha! . . . some people get really freaked out when they see I have an actual mouth

*zey shrug*

I think it's a split timeline thing so he probably already knows you if you met his alive variant

*in the picture the same tattoos that alive hench has are also visible*

Maybe could help you pick out an outfit if you want

yes, blueberry jam or strawberry jam? which do you think would look better? :3

Jam? *zey tilt zeir head confused, not sure what that has to do with outfits*

What does that have to do with outfits?

I'm thinking I'll bring him scones with jams and I wanna wear an outfit that matches :3 i wanna look cute! and jam is cute . . . right? :0

Ah, I suppose that makes sense in that context

*zey shrug, not very familiar with different jams*

*zey look up what they both look like*

Thinking the strawberry one would match your complexion better

aw shucks! thanks! strawberry it is~!🍓✨

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

- 🦊

"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

Avatar

*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

Yeah, I don't know that specific one's policies on that, but they keep a protective glass for visitors' safety, and be warned he might be irritable

*zey hand him some lipstick if he wants some*

hmmm~ might hold off on the lipstick, wouldn't wanna freak him out too much on our first meeting haha! . . . some people get really freaked out when they see I have an actual mouth

*zey shrug*

I think it's a split timeline thing so he probably already knows you if you met his alive variant

*in the picture the same tattoos that alive hench has are also visible*

Maybe could help you pick out an outfit if you want

yes, blueberry jam or strawberry jam? which do you think would look better? :3

Jam? *zey tilt zeir head confused, not sure what that has to do with outfits*

What does that have to do with outfits?

I'm thinking I'll bring him scones with jams and I wanna wear an outfit that matches :3 i wanna look cute! and jam is cute . . . right? :0

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

- 🦊

"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

Avatar

*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

Yeah, I don't know that specific one's policies on that, but they keep a protective glass for visitors' safety, and be warned he might be irritable

*zey hand him some lipstick if he wants some*

hmmm~ might hold off on the lipstick, wouldn't wanna freak him out too much on our first meeting haha! . . . some people get really freaked out when they see I have an actual mouth

*zey shrug*

I think it's a split timeline thing so he probably already knows you if you met his alive variant

*in the picture the same tattoos that alive hench has are also visible*

Maybe could help you pick out an outfit if you want

yes, blueberry jam or strawberry jam? which do you think would look better? :3

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

- 🦊

"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

Avatar

*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

Yeah, I don't know that specific one's policies on that, but they keep a protective glass for visitors' safety, and be warned he might be irritable

*zey hand him some lipstick if he wants some*

hmmm~ might hold off on the lipstick, wouldn't wanna freak him out too much on our first meeting haha! . . . some people get really freaked out when they see I have an actual mouth

Anonymous asked:

*zey show up with a picture pulled up on zeir phone that witch will find quite interesting*

- 🦊

"y'ello, oh-! what's this?"

Avatar

*zey sit down before showing him, it's a picture zey took of prism hench*

I encountered a version of hench that ended up in that dead people prison place, took this while I was there

I'm going to go with yes, and get this turns out reason hench is so anti triangle is because his Bill didn't love him back

*zey're sipping some hot choccy while talking*

How it got brought up was i was teasing the one in the picture about his relationship with his Bill, he then got pissy about me calling it that because he said something about "a relationship goes both ways" or something followed by saying his Bill only saw him as a tool, so perhaps an actual healthy relationship might fix some of his issues, hyper child was wanting to play matchmaker for him

*applying more eyeshadow* sooooo~ is the theraprism allowing visitors for hunky Rapunzel?

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((mod: hello, sorry I have not been active for the past 2-ish weeks? ya'll know that video of the cat that goes "my neck, my back, my anxiety attack AHHHHHH" thats been me recently xD I'm okay, just goin' through some stuff but hopefully I can get back to drawing and answering asks soon. sorry again to anyone who sent and ask))

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