I am a trout but please don't eat me

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

posting this for no particular reason

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

It Is Not Until I Am Expecting Company That I Realize The Way In Which I Live

Yeah I keep my blowtorch in the kitchen, right next to the bisque-fired ceramics. It’s so I remember to take food breaks while I paint. The rock tumbler is in the bathroom cause the shower covers the sound of the motor. The antique sewing machines in the guest room? The cordless drill in the pantry? Don’t worry about it. No I have not done laundry

why do these look like hostage photos

huh weird.

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

2 sentence horror story

HE 👏 WENT 👏 LOOKING 👏 FOR 👏 TROUBLE 👏

The euros fail to consider the form: it’s not Johnny’s hubris that is the subject of the song. It’s the devil’s, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft

Like Johnny didn't seek out the Devil.

The Devil sought out him.

That's the lesson. Don't go looking for trouble and assuming you're better than someone just because they look simple to you, and you think you have enough power to get what you want regardless of skill.

The narrative would look quite different if Johnny went down to Hell looking to challenge the Devil instead.

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

just to ease my followers

oh hell yeah you’re absolutely right