The 374th Gnome

i always parse “squidward” as meaning “in the direction of squid”

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

Due to a pact I made with Theseus many years ago, this happens to me at random intervals. I have no say when it happens.

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda

So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love Stories' (asymptotes that drift ever closer but never meet etc.), but I think we're missing the potential of Math's Funny Love Stories. The couple whose destiny is an infinite cycle of breaking up and getting back together again:

Oscillating rapidly in and out of each other's life for a while before drifting apart in opposite directions:

Drifting ever closer, until you finally meet and go fuck that:

One who drifts slowly closer to the other, until they acutally meet and decide to make a very sharp turn in the other direction:

Whatever hellscape of contrived coincidences these series of infinite near misses are:

My favorite part of Adventure Time is just how well it captures the passage of time on a large scale. Finn and Jake go on crazy adventures and are well loved and celebrated in their time. They’re fucking celebrities in Ooo! But in episodes set hundreds of years in the future, no one remembers their names. Even immortal characters like PB or BMO eventually forget them. These characters we followed and grew to love are reduced to legends and I think that’s beautiful

By age 22 you should have a circle of at least five cool and weird trans women advising you at all times

I have this except they just make fun of me for fitting a bunch of stereotypes. Whether or not they are cool is still up for debate.

99% of mathematicians quit staring intensely at the problem right before it solves itself

"And why exactly should I care?" "Well... You are the summoned Hero, tha—" "No, I was kidnapped from my world for your benefit. Or do you suppose I didn't have a life in my world? Didn't have family? Friends? How would you feel if I kidnapped you to fight some scary shit for me?"

In fairy culture its actually considered extremely rude to inject them with formaldehyde and pin them to a corkboard

Yeah that happened to a friend o' mine. Ol' Corkboard Joe, we called him. Honestly though, with a nickname like that, what was he expecting.

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

So so tempted to write A Bowl of Mac and Cheese

It, uh, seems like you've already done it.

dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

the bed, too, is a kind of dungeon

what happened to honor and duty. what kind of knight are you. you've failed her.

This is what its like having a cat.