A "Pile 'O Cat". There are actually two cats in that pile, although I think you'll have to take my word for it. It's like having a warm fur rug on your lap, except it purrs to you.
Look: moping about getting up in the dark now that we've gone back to Daylight Savings Time won't help! Anyway, you're a cat. You're SUPPOSED to get up in the dark! Stop being so selfish and have a little empathy for us poor humans.
I hate to bring this up, but SOMEONE missed the litter box last night. It wasn't you by any chance, was it? Oh, no, no, no, that wasn't an accusation, I was just wondering...
My Laundry Guard, standing on a number of pairs of freshly washed shorts. She's done this every wash for the last year, and I'm happy to report that not a single pair of shorts has EVER escaped while she's been on duty.
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