I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

"If you have weapons, you can leave them here."

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

homie is this an xmen porno

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

I did it with my powers.

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

Wow ok you know what get da hell out of here

Wait are people actually saying Jeff Goldberg should have stayed in that group chat indefinitely just to eavesdrop? Are you dumb? He did the right thing by reporting on it as soon as possible and letting the American people know about this administration’s reckless handling of classified information. At maximum he maybe could have stayed until the article dropped and they realized their mistake, which was a matter of about a week. Not to mention it’s the legally and professionally responsible thing to do to remove yourself once you know or at least have good evidence to confirm that you have been given inappropriate access to a top secret government communication.

Literally this. Staying in the gc to observe would have required him to NOT tell the world about all the laws and protocols they’re breaking. Do you guys have any concept of what journalism is for?

I GOT A REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ROCKS UNDER MY REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE

Australian boulder opal!  This brown matrix is covered in cracks which have filled in with flashy precious opal.  She is beautiful, but it is hard to appreciate her colors because she is just such a Little Guy.  Let’s get closer.

Pretty good!  Under magnification, we can really see the fire of that opal filling in the tiny cracks.  This is about the level of magnification that my old microscope could manage.  Anyway, let’s get closer.

The fire is intensifying!  More colors are appearing!  Tiny fireworks invisible to the naked eye!  But we can get closer.

YES, that FIRE!!  But I want to be closer than that!!  I demand we get closer!!

YES!  GOOD!!  CLOSER!!  ALL UP IN THIS ROCK’S PERSONAL SPACE!!!

YES!! YES!! YEEEEES!!!!

I completely understand the fascination with Lanfear, but my top Forsaken is unquestionably our girl Moggy. Turned to the Shadow because she just liked fucking with people. Was really into embezzlement despite living in a post-scarcity society. Favorite hobby is the super-powered equivalent of knocking on doors and running away, only the people answering the doors are her equivalently super-powered co-workers, who actively want to kill her. Decided her #1 arch-nemesis was Nynaeve "Anger Management Issues" al'Meara, presumably because she rightly recognized her as her top threat in the All Time Grudge Holding Competition. Ended up as Last Woman Standing by virtue of GTFOing whenever the going got tough. The absolute worst. 10/10, no notes.

big day for inextricable fate enjoyers

wheel of time is one of the most visually stunning shows right now

collecting posts of this type

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

Now that’s what I call

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

I got the fucking funniest screenshot, this has massive reaction meme energy

for example

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I bring you sad news today. Murphy, the eagle who incubated a rock (and later raised a foster eaglet after his rock "hatched"), passed away at age 33 (almost a decade longer than long-lived wild eagles!). A tornado hit his local area. It's believed he sustained blunt force head trauma, likely from spooking during the high winds, as his cage and fellow eagles were unharmed.

Murphy is survived by his foster son, Baby 23-126, who was successfully released into the wild, and a second foster eaglet he was still caring for; this eaglet is expected to be able to be released as well.

I know a lot of people on Tumblr enjoyed seeing his story, and I know we will remember him fondly.

I like these photos because someone clearly set up a camera, took a picture, ran all the way up the grain silo to change the slide doors, and ran all the way back down to take another picture. That's dedication.

it has been scientifically confirmed that that feeling is pretty much identical to breaking a bone.

have fun with that fact ig

MMMMMMM Don’t like this

Wait wait - other people get this??

I have never met anyone who hasn’t looked at me weirdly when I try to explain the excruciating calf pain I sometimes wake up with when I kick out or stretch in my sleep. I thought I was just weird…

What IS IT???

I get them too! If you get out of bed and force your foot flat against the floor it fixes it for me

Hi! This is a sign of a potassium deficiency. Eat more bananas.

I think this is a rite of passage for everyone the first time they do a retail job where they’re on their feet all day. Take some magnesium also.

The amount of times I had to blink watching WoT S3 because I could simply not believe how many diverse and three dimensional female characters were present IN JUST ONE SHOT/ FRAME. Like, they were of different ages, ethnicities, sexualities. And none of them were cardboard cutouts because of these factores. And none of them were male gaze sexualized.

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN ACTUALLY CHOSE WHICH FEMALE/ QUEER CHARACTER I LIKE BASED ON THEIR CHARACTER AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE IN THE SHOW??!?

I feel powerful and represented and happy and I never ever want to watch anything else anymore. More please!

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.