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@theanonymousclown

Population: One she/they loser who loves Minecraft and cats- you can call me Anon! I’m white and also an idiot, tell me if I’m being offensive because I want to change it. Newly 18 and v annoying abt it

Do YOU enjoy my content?

Would YOU, yes YOU random tumblr user, like me to draw your favorite cartoon characters kissing?

Would YOU like to have some art drawn by me, for you, at the cost of paying me a pretty penny?

Well good news! I’m doing commissions on Cash App!

Examples under the cut, DM through Discord (missusanonymous) if you’re interested or want more examples! I have 6 slots and ask for half of the payment up front!

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is up to bat.

omg wait AZ owns a hotel

He literally used to be homeless

do you think he's like "i was once a weary traveler who wandered many miles, with no respite offered to me, so now I shall offer shelter to those who seek it"

That's so sweet

(This is called foreshadowing)

I’ve been playing ClanGen all afternoon specifically to draw its events, and we’re one year in. I noticed, through that year, that the leader/deputy duo Yellowstar and Swanfeather have been… developing as characters.

Basically, Yellowstar’s gone from a bloodthirsty leader to a light cartoon villain, where she’s evil but doesn’t really do any crime. Swanfeather, meanwhile, has become a massive loser- having a huge crush on a woman who will never notice her (to a creepy degree), deloping a grudge on a CHILD, and sending another clan’s apprentice home in tears.

Hell, Yellowstar even let a Kittypet into Sunclan! She hates outsiders!!

But still, the Medicine Cat better keep the prophecy he received about his new adopted daughters under wraps… who knows what she’d do?

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

rainbow dash would do this and then there would be a whole episode about how her friends become worried that she thinks lowly of their talents such as "apples" and "rocks" and twilight sparkle puts her foot down and introduces rainbow dash to the guy whose talent is crabbing and she spends a day on the boat with him gaining an appreciation for his humble skill and unending respect for the bounty of the sea and to a greater extent the fact that everyones talent no matter how inconsequential it seems is valuable

Surprise, it’s more Mob Psycho/Warrior Cats AU! The other four SpiceClan apprentices and the weird old guy who Mudpaw sees sometimes when he visits the moonpool. (His name is Crowshadow, he’s a disgraced former medicine cat, you get a cookie if you know who he is :3)

The Body Improvement Club are newly made Warriors instead of apprentices, that’s why they’re not pictured here. If there was a plot to this AU, there would be two Clans (SpiceClan and ClawClan), with ClawClan being newly formed. A decent amount of the cats in ClawClan also train in the DF, unknown to most of SpiceClan.

The first post got a fair amount of traction, so I’ll be tagging some people under the cut-just people who asked to be tagged, rest assured!

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