✿ the bealog! ✿

OH MY GOD

The people here give out way too much information about themselves

Tim minchin is so good at seeming fucking insane

making my return to tumblr because TIM MINCHIN MENTION

white wine in the sun and not perfect my beloveds and also my house and thank you god and also the confirmation bias skit and also and also and also okay ill shut up

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

Becoming the Presleys - In Case I Woah Mama

I adore trans women’s voices. Every single one of them. Doesn’t matter if they’ve trained for years or if they’re just starting, whether their voice is soft and lilting, deep and sultry, or something beautifully in between—I love them all. Maybe it’s instinct, like a subconscious comfort in hearing voices that reflect my own, voices that remind me I’m not alone. That we’re not alone. That our voices—however they sound—carry the weight of something powerful, something real, something ours.

And gods, don’t even get me started on how absolutely intoxicating trans girl voices are when they whimper and whine—or when they drop into something low and breathy, thick with heat and need. That perfect mix of softness and hunger, gasps and moans that send a shiver down my spine, a voice cracking on a desperate plea, a husky growl in my ear as she presses me down, fuck.

I don’t know, I just really love trans girl voices, no matter what. :3 Its why I so desperately love T4T also thanks for indulging me in my ramblings. Have a wonderful, gay little day. I love you. 💖

so I was bored and made a silly uquiz

THIS QUIZ ATE

uhhh maybe i shudnt have picked all the "SHAVE MY HEAD 🤑" options... @sillylittlerock @stranger-detective you shud do this too

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL

i make this face on a daily basis lmaoo

@thebe4ulog @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs

YEAA that checks LOL

i've shared this with a few friends who go by she as well as another pronoun and they've liked it, so. may i introduce you to the word g?rl

@thebe4ulog

@thebe4ulog

I know it's a cliché but I'm kicking my feet while thinking about her :3

@thebe4ulog

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

I love my gf

She’s so amazing

@thebe4ulog <3

they need to invent a way for trans girls to cuddle each other over the internet

6 girls reblogged this 5+ times im glad to see we're all doing great.

@thebe4ulog

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

getting laid off actually gives you more time than ever to get off and get laid