The sentence "You're well on your way to catching a cold." 🫠

okay well i'm normal

A commission for @shamefilledsnzblog! Her wonderfully, terribly itchy OC Perry with an incredibly messy cold heehee

Thank you for the commission, he was extremely fun to draw!

Snzario ahead. Warnings for some n*dity, uncovered snz, slight mess and implied contagion.

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Someone in a changing room getting their bra size fitted. The shop employee with a terrible cold, their red steaming nose twitching as they get to work.

The customer standing there topless in the small space, which is barely spacious enough for one person, but which currently has to accomodate two people. While the two are standing very close, facing each other, crammed into the tiny space, the employee struggles to fight down the urge to sneeze.

Hitching breaths caress the customer's bare breasts, their nipples getting hard. Suddenly, a tiny gasp, the employee's eyes wide and round in shock before their eyelids squeeze shut and they release a breathy, wet "Hhehhh'PTCCHHEEE!!!" all over the exposed chest in front of them.

A gust of spray rains down on the customer's bare breasts, dousing the soft skin in a million of wet, glittering specks, while the remnants of the sneeze swirl around the two of them in the tiny changing room, making sure the customer takes home a cold with their bra.

a wealthy man who’s used to having his sneezes blessed by others, (usually his servants) finds himself sneezing himself into a fit, with nobody to produce him handkerchiefs or bless him.

to fill the unfamiliar silence, he finds himself softly whispering,

“bless me….”

to himself after particularly laborious sneezes

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do i even have to say it

Ughhhhh sneezy men who are a little insecure over it 😩😩😩

A villain with a cold having to stop their evil activities until they get better, but they have to keep angrily reminding people — through rough coughs and sneezes — that they’re not redeemed, just taking a break.

Even better if being cared for by their nemeses is making it harder to stand their ground…

rubbing vicks onto their chest before bed, to try and help them sleep better through the night with their cold, but the scent of the vicks seems to have set off their sensitive nose, you see their nostrils, all red and chapped, starting to flare, and next thing you know, they're sneezing all over you. big, heavy, wet sneezes spraying directly into your face. their face goes as red as their nose, they apologize over and over again, horribly embarrassed.

"you shouldn't holdback your sneezes, it's not good for you."

"i know b-but once i s-start i'm afraid i w-w-won't be able t-to s-s-stoOOHH'KSHIEW HEH'KSHIEW HIIH’NKXSHH! sddff stop"

A isn’t feeling well and is trying to hide their illness. However, B, their partner/spouse/friend etc, notices and gets the thermometer. A refuses to let them take their temperature. Cue B brandishing the thermometer at them

caretaker has to hold them down because they’re refusing to hold still or let the temp register. they’re shivery and weak and they can’t fight back, but don’t want to admit how ill they’re really feeling. they lay their head down, still blearily protesting until the thermometer inevitably reveals A’s fever is much higher than B suspected.

I went to a movie yesterday and was reminded how much I love the movie theater snz trope (things are tropes for a reason, right?). I know lots of people love the loud snz interrupting the movie trope, but I'm more of the mind of the person who makes visible effort to keep it quiet and partially succeeds. So it doesn't really interrupt anything, but makes the snzer feel extra apologetic/excusing. And the person with them leans over and quietly whispers a bless you, maybe with a sympathetic squeeze on the arm or rubbing the back, depending on the nature of the relationship.

A: How’s the fever?

B: I’m over it.

A: Great!

B: Emotionally.

A: Oh. So…

B: Bad. It’s bad. Physically it’s very bad.

A: Copy that.

thoughts on mask sneezes???

i find it very attractive when people sneeze freely into their mask with zero restraint since they aren’t too worried about keeping them contained

but then seeing the mask ruffle from the force of the air expelled with their sneeze, as well as the material becoming damp with moisture accumulated from the spray over time… and watching the mask get slightly sucked in every time they sniffle

plus i love when people use masks in general. you are the hottest people ever

LOVE mask sneezes! The idea that the sneezer is basically sneezing themselves in the face and then may have to keep the mask on for quite a while before they can clean themselves up and change it for a fresh one. There's so much desperation and misery in that.

(especially love doctors sneezing into masks - in fictional settings - and luckily I have a doctor OC that I have forced to sneeze into masks in several fics, hehe...)