Cats servant. Vodkas shaker. Coffeemaker.

Bear playing with hat

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what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

considering rainfrogs actually have an ass, unlike most other frogs, because they use their short legs for burrowing rather than jumping and that's where those muscles go, venusaur is actually very likely to have an ass! venusaur definitely doesn't jump and it probably does a certain amount of pushing dirt around.

tl;dr: this is an anatomically probable ass

sunshine ☀️

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Smooth brain

can’t get over tommy’s baby to daddy transformation

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

I need a Tommy and Maddie scene where Maddie admits she is as much of a runner as Tommy is but letting Chim catch her was the best decision she ever made. That maybe Tommy needs to stop running and let Buck catch him, love him and show him that he is worthy of being loved by someone with such a big heart. I think it might heal some of us (me)

when the spring evening sunlight hits and you can be productive at six in the evening instead of dissolving into goo. fine. i guess the sunlight is powerful or whatever.

i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation

what are they so cute for 😭

I don’t think Lou Ferrigno Jr knew that his reoccurring character in S2 would fundamentally change the trajectory of 9-1-1 and that’s fascinating to me.

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day

Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.

I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do

Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers

Artist: @vanitasmorgue !!!!

Third and last commission I ordered of Buck picking Tommy up and Tommy enjoying every second of it 🥰 And THEY'RE MARRIED! 💍

They’re endgame shaped and you can’t convince me otherwise 🥰