introduction post!

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

hey I love you rural lgbt people who have no desire to leave where you live you shouldn't let anyone make you feel like you have to leave your home.

Graveyard etiquette from a cranky traditional witch:

-Leave shit at the gate (coins, cigarettes, eggs, flowers)

-If alone go in silence, if with others speak in a hushed tone

-Wear a hat or head covering to prevent possession or bringing home unwanted spirits.

-Bring bells and/or rattles to wake the dead if desired

-Smoking in the graveyard or carrying a flame is an easy way to get the attention of the dead at night.

-Bring a knife or object made of iron should things get hairy (always bring a knife). Canes are also excellent tools for working with the dead

-have a way of gathering occult materia without being noticed by people or spirits (invisibility charms work best)

-If you're bringing spirits home with you (intentionally), don't turn around until you're across the threshold of your home

-Upon leaving the cemetery, say a prayer for the dead and wild things that inhabitant there

-When home, spread white powder (flower, salt, ect...) at the door to keep unwanted spirits out. A colander over a key hole works too.

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

People have known this for decades

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

Fertility magic can be:

- A sex thing!

- An agriculture thing!

- An abundance thing!

- Whatever the fuck you want it to be!

babies :)

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

thats not a bong thats a bing

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works for me!

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Illustration for a local Tarot Reading class.

a reminder

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....

*unskrinkies you*

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all pictures from pinterest~