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What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
How about that weetabix drink then
Add some soil and vodka mmmm
It’ll curdle, you fool!
I’ll make you a porridge vodka mud cocktail and you will like it, sir
Excuse me?! God herself couldn’t get me to do what she wanted, what makes you think you’re so special?
Because I’m just a lil guy.
Also I’ll make it look pretty.
…will it have glitter?
✨Ooooohhhhhh pretty mud vodka✨ (with oats)
Only if you want it to
It better have edible glitter
Ok Crowley, you asked for it.
May I present to you…
Vodka avec dirt agus oats, served with lil chips of peat and some violets for the vibes
Are you happy now?
That’s very aesthetic indeed!
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What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
How about that weetabix drink then
Add some soil and vodka mmmm
It’ll curdle, you fool!
I’ll make you a porridge vodka mud cocktail and you will like it, sir
Excuse me?! God herself couldn’t get me to do what she wanted, what makes you think you’re so special?
Because I’m just a lil guy.
Also I’ll make it look pretty.
…will it have glitter?
✨Ooooohhhhhh pretty mud vodka✨ (with oats)
Only if you want it to
It better have edible glitter
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
How about that weetabix drink then
Add some soil and vodka mmmm
It’ll curdle, you fool!
I’ll make you a porridge vodka mud cocktail and you will like it, sir
Excuse me?! God herself couldn’t get me to do what she wanted, what makes you think you’re so special?
Because I’m just a lil guy.
Also I’ll make it look pretty.
…will it have glitter?
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Listen, whatever you’re feeling is completely valid. Its your feelings. You are entitled to ANY feelings. It’s what you do with them that may be “justified” or not.
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
How about that weetabix drink then
Add some soil and vodka mmmm
It’ll curdle, you fool!
I’ll make you a porridge vodka mud cocktail and you will like it, sir
Excuse me?! God herself couldn’t get me to do what she wanted, what makes you think you’re so special?
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
How about that weetabix drink then
Add some soil and vodka mmmm
It’ll curdle, you fool!
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
What about dirt vodka porridge drink
Porridge is not a drink.
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
🥺🥺🥺
You don’t like grains?
Not in my drink, no. Only dirt.
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Why not add
✨Grains✨
Boooooooooooooring
Reblogged
What’s your favourite flavour
Of dirt? Coffee.
Coffee flavoured dirt
What’s your second favourite flavour of dirt
Alcohol
Bruh did you like
Spill some wine on a plant one time and then eat the soil
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mix dirt into my vodka and coke
Bold yet incorrect?
Most people have drinks on the rocks, not the mud
There’s rocks in dirt
Y- you know that means with ice, right?
Ice, cold rocks - potato, tomato.
Which are both nightshades, but I fear that tap water ice and muddy rocks is more like potato belladonna.
Hmmmmm more like yummy grainy vodka drink
Ice actually is rocks according to science. Which makes water lava
Even better!