Galaxu: Pokémon parody

omg look it's my favorite thing I worked on hehe

hell yeah baby

a little appreciation for crickets april fool song!! :)

bcg spoilers!!

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

Everything is transgender everybody transgender

Sorry the article title is even funnier

does a gay little run that pisses you off

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

she just wants to be a regular girl

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.