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*The GM sighs*

@thegmsighs

A blog descripting some of the greatest and funniest moments of my casual ttrpg adventures, including the many, many times my party go way off story, but what can you expect, enjoy or ignore, and feel free to send messages, questions and/or requests
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Pilot: stop struggling I'm trying to stop the bleeding
NPC: you stuck your finger in my bullet wound!
Player: if I were evil I'd finger him again
#Fate#tttrpg
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Helm of refreshment

Up to two doses of potions can be loaded into the helm allowing the wearer to take them without the need to spend actions preparing them

stick a couple of healing potions in, stick it onto the barbarian and away we go

#rpg#magic items
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wish list

Jin: I'm going to close my eyes and press the screen randomly and check out ONE thing from her list
Rin: can you imagine if he hit "select all"
GM: I'd give you a fate point if you do that
Jin: ...I'll give YOU a fate point NOT to do that
GM: okay...so you buy her a desert eagle
Jin: I bought my little sister a gun!?
GM: no you've bought your little sister a large bird of prey
#fate#roleplay
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Rin: yeah captain I should tell you a bunch of cars just pulled up and some men in black looking creeps are coming to kidnap Guy.
Jin: don't worry I'll take care of it...Muuuuum!
#fate#roleplay
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captain's day off

Guy: captain I have urgent news there's...why are you in pyjamas it's 3pm?
Jin: I'm on holiday remember
Guy: why are you wearing three onesies?
Jin: again. holiday.
#fate#roleplay
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good boy?

Guy: this dog seems ill equipped for combat, what is it's purpose?
Rin: it's a Shiba it's a therapy dog
Guy: it is meant to calm you?
GM: guy you look into it's eyes and you sense murderous rage
Guy: I don't think it's working...
#fate#shiba#roleplay
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