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US authorities have turned to Europe for help with the country's severe egg shortage. The shortfall is due to bird flu, which has plagued the United States for several years.

The Finnish Poultry Association says it has been contacted about exporting eggs to the US. The organisation's executive director, Veera Lehtilä, told Yle on Saturday that exporting eggs does not seem to be possible at the moment because no market access negotiations have been held with US authorities. This can be a drawn-out process involving extensive inspections and studies.

According to the Danish magazine AgriWatch, the US has also requested eggs from Denmark, Sweden and the Netherlands.

One of Sweden’s biggest egg producers, Kronägg, told the daily Aftonbladet that it is unlikely to export eggs to the US, saying it would be difficult due to various export restrictions. Meanwhile, there is also an egg shortage in Europe.

Eka laitetaa hirveet tullit ja muutenki törttöillää oikee olan takaa ja sit kerjätää munaa...

let it be known to the english-speaking audience that in finnish, the word for egg is also slang for penis. yes, everyone has been very hilarious about america begging europe for eggs. as they should.

I don’t blame y’all for laughing. We’re absolutely getting what we deserve. But I promise, you don’t need to give us dicks. We have PLENTY at home.

Source: yle.fi

Let’s all be honest: after 8x11, Buck is not the member of the 118 who misses Eddie most. If he just shows up at the firehouse, Buck will be the second person to hug him in relief.

First will be Ravi, who is SO DAMN GRATEFUL that he won’t have to deal with pining Buck anymore. Sure, he’ll have to deal with BuckandEddie, but then they’re occupying each other instead of Ravi having to do it.

Buck goes to visit Eddie and Chris. While he’s gone. There’s a news story about two civilians rescuing someone from some disaster.

Chim: Did you hear about what happened in El Paso?

Bobby: A bit, but I didn’t pay much attention.

Hen: What do you mean?

Bobby: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

*Bobby’s phone rings*

Bobby (on phone): Yes, this is Captain Nash. Yes. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Thank god. Yes, of course. Right away.

*hangs up phone*

Bobby: . . . . So, apparently those were my monkeys.

Eddie Diaz Is Bad With Money And It's Perfect

You know what I love about this show? They seed character flaws. Not every negative quality gets a plotline or becomes a thing. Sometimes they just toss a couple lines in here and there, so if they need something later. Case in point: Eddie and money.

Eddie is an impulsive, if not reckless, spender. In season 2, he treats the cost for Chris's private school as a non-factor, as if it has no value. He lavishes Chris with whatever he wants, something Shannon calls him out for. In Season 3, he buys a truck on a whim. Yes, he had extra money from the fight club, but he still made a major purchase on "fuck it, it's hot". Throughout the seasons, Eddie buys whatever he wants at the drop of a hat. And yes, it's TV, but the other characters still mention money, budgets, et cetera. Eddie never does.

So him spending every penny on a fixer-upper in El Paso when he'd been content to rent for years in LA fits him perfectly. He just doesn't handle money well.

And again, I love this show, because they those throwaway lines of reckless spending tie perfectly into Eddie's backstory. As we've seen more of Ramon and Helena, we've seen what kinds of parents they were. Passive-aggressive, guilting people into things, but also the kind who were very focused on how they looked to other people. The trophy emphasis? That's what that is: being more concerned with other people's views than their children. And that kind of parent is absolutely the kind that treats money and things as proof of love.

Eddie didn't need to join the military to provide for his family. It would have been harder to go to college or trade school and work, and would have required leaning on family for support, but it would have been possible. But Eddie didn't. He enlisted to support his family, because he was raised in an environment where money and material goods were the proof you love someone. It's why his reupping worked as an excuse: he was providing money, the strongest proof of love. We see in Season 6 that Ramon and Helena don't rank the presence of a parent as much as a high income, and in flashbacks, their arguments that they can provide a better home for Chris is rooted strongly in money and things.

Circling back to Eddie's military service: a decent number of enlisted are shit with money. I get this from my dad, who was a JAG for 22 years (8 active duty, 14 national guard). He helped a lot of young servicemen through debt and bankruptcy issues. The pattern he saw was this: men who enlisted young and didn't have family's on-base tended to have poor financial control. Policy at the time (80s, might have changed now) was that for a length of time, at least Basic and possibly beyond), a service member didn't get their full pay. Half was paid then, and the other half deposited into an account they could access after graduation. A decent number of those young, single service personnel would then see that big chunk of change and then blow it, typically on sports cars (Dad did work on a lot of repos).

Eddie enlisted young. Young is key, because these are the people who went from their parents' home to basic training. They never had to manage their own money, set budgets, pay bills, and the military (at least back then) didn't teach financial literacy. All the money of an adult, with far fewer responsibilities.

The other part of that pattern, though, doesn't seem to fit. Eddie was married with a kid, not single. But the reason it was single service members was that they lived in the barracks, and when you live in barracks, you don't have to pay rent or utilities. We're never told that Shannon and Chris lived on base with Eddie when he was stateside. We only ever see them staying with Ramon and Helena. (No wonder Shannon broke.) This means that Eddie likely lived with his parents and/or on base, in barracks, eliminating his biggest expenses while likely remaining eligible for housing and food supplements for his family.

Thus, for the duration of their marriage, Shannon and Eddie's finances probably went thus: Eddie deposited most of his paychecks into an account Shannon could access. There was likely an amount set aside for fun money for Eddie, but he would have very few bills while on base or in-country. Instead, Shannon, the accountant, handled their money. She did the budgets, paid the bills, clipped the coupons, et cetera. Eddie only had to buy things he wanted.

And that mindset never changed, even when Shannon left and Eddie had to take over the money. At no point had Eddie ever had to sit down and learn to handle money long-term. And he still hasn't. He gives Chris whatever he wants, or even what he thinks he wants because he thinks that's love. Chris has to tell Eddie to save his money in Season 8, because Chris, at this point, has more financial sense than his father.

Proof of that: All Eddie's savings went to the down payment on a fixer-upper. I took a quick hop over to Zillow. El Paso is not a super expensive city to buy in. Lots of fully renovated homes for $175-300000. The down payment on a $300000 house can vary, from as low as $9000 (3%) to as high as $60000. The average rate is 8%, which is $24000. But Eddie didn't buy a $300000 house. He bought a fixer-upper. So lets cut that by a third to a half. That's $12000- 18000 dollars. Eddie, after two decades of working (2 6-year tours + 8 years LAFD), got wiped out by less than $20000 dollars. And yes, medical bills, separation costs, cost of living. But having that little savings, after that much time, after Shannon's estate and her life insurance (he was still her husband at the time; he'd get everything), and never giving an indication of living paycheck to paycheck (again, he bought a car ON A WHIM)? That's not just bad with money, that's pathologically bad with money. I hope Shannon's estate got placed in a trust for Chris or he is beyond fucked when it comes to college.

TL;DR Eddie is brain-meltingly bad with money, and Buck should handle all their finances.

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eddie immediately stopped talking to tommy lmao

I don’t know know why anyone was surprised.

No, seriously. I have no idea why anyone expected anything else, given that Eddie canonically hates people who treat Buck badly.

Abby: In 3x18, when dealing with the train derailment, watch how Eddie reacts to her. He doesn’t like her. He’s immediately judgmental. When Bobby asks why Buck is so gung-ho on Sam’s rescue, Eddie says Abby’s name with so much vitriol that I’m amazed his spit doesn’t turn to acid. He has never met this woman before, but he loathes her for how she treated Buck.

Phil and Marge: When everything about Daniel comes out, he still clear wants the Buckley parents to be swallowed by a sinkhole. You might expect that, as the father of a child with CP, he might have some sympathy for their situation. Some understanding, at least, of having to deal with your child having health problems that no one expects, and then maybe some empathy for them having to actually bury their son. Nope! He judges them solely by how they have treated Buck and both in season 4 and later appearances, it’s clear Eddie has no patience for them at all.

Taylor Kelly: She wasn’t great to Buck. Putting aside the whole “cheating” thing, which Buck wasn’t completely innocent in but wasn’t as guilty as most people including Buck try to say, they weren’t a great couple. She never seemed that interested in Buck outside of what he could do for her, and Eddie responded to that with icy politeness.

So Eddie ditching Tommy the moment Tommy dumped Buck? Honestly, it’s the only reaction that fits. Buck is a self-loathing love hungry golden retriever with abandonment issues. He will put up with any amount of poor treatment in exchange for a scrap of affection, because that’s all he’s used to and all he thinks he’s worth. And while Buck is allowing himself to be used, put down, ignored, and manipulated, Eddie is right behind him, glaring over his shoulder and saying “he might let you treat him this way. But I will not”.

And honestly, that’s one of my favorite things about Buck and Eddie’s relationship. That Eddie will be the brick wall of consequences to Bucks forgiving nature. They balance each other, but more importantly, it fills a gap in Buck. And would I love Buck to learn to demand better treatment from people around him? Yes. But people have flaws, and those deep-seeded ones usually don’t go away. Instead, I find it more romantic to have people find partners who innately stopgap their worst qualities. To me, it’s a more genuine love to have Eddie see Bucks forgiving self and say “I love this about him, but it’s not healthy. So I will fix it for him and thus take it off his plate” than expecting that Buck fix himself before he can be loved truly.

It is the difference between living some in spite of their worst qualities and loving someone because of them.

Ali, Abby, Taylor, Tommy, Natalia, they liked Buck even though Buck dives into everything way too fast and has no sense of emotional self-preservation. But Eddie? Eddie loves Buck because of those very things, and is willing to take the negatives of that alongside the positive, and to help counteract those negatives himself.

Tommy knew that his and Eddie’s friendship got a little … tense after he started dating Evan, probably because Tommy made it clear that he disapproves of how Eddie indulges Evan’s obsessive tendencies and weird interests. But a few months ago, they finally started getting along again. Eddie even started calling him “Scotty” as a nickname, though he doesn’t get where it came from, but whatever.

He could ask Evan, but then he’d get a three hour lecture on the history of nicknames and nobody has time for that. Not even Evan, who’s been picking up more extra shifts at work. Tommy doesn’t mind that either; he’s glad to see Evan growing up and being responsible instead of spending his free time at the zoo or PTA meetings for a kid that’s not even his. Though Evan does have a bad habits of getting banged up on those shifts. Comes back with a lot of bruises and is uninterested in sex after, which sucks. Probably Evan going back to that attention-seeking behavior Phillip and Margaret warned him about. Tommy should talk to Evan about visiting his parents again. He knows he’s no contact, but has no idea why. The Buckley are lovely people, and young Evan sounds like he was exhausting. He can’t seriously hold his parents not wanting to spoil him against them now.

Still, things are going great, great enough that Tommy allows himself to be dragged to a 118 night out. He can’t wait until he can put his foot down about Evan spending less time with them and more with just him, but right now he’s in a good enough mood to let Evan go out with them for karaoke. Eddie in particular is happy to see him, telling him that he’s been waiting for him, that he’s got a song all picked out.

Tommy is thrilled. He’d always been more interested in Eddie than Evan. Like, Evan’s cute and all, but Eddie is way more mature and way less annoying. Him confessing his feelings would be a major boyfriend upgrade. Though he’d miss Evan’s cooking. Whatever, he could probably convince Evan to stick around as a side piece, or maybe a third. He’s pathetic enough to take whatever Tommy had left after Eddie.

Eddie gets on stage and cues his song, and Tommy gets ready to increase the quality and quantity of dick in his life.

He opens his mouth and …. “Scotty doesn’t know that Buck and me do it in my truck every Sunday. Thinks he’s at work, but he doesn’t go, still he’s working up a sweat and Scotty doesn’t know-ow!”

Fuck.

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there isn't enough love for this ship tbh

I fucking love Kent/Whiskey, but I really, REALLY love this drawing! It’s so close to the comic that whenever I see I wonder if Ngozi blessed us with this canon.

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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Someone tried to recommend a book to me by saying that it reads like all the characters have been to therapy and I was like all of them? All the way through? Where does the drama come from?

In my opinion at least one of your characters should refuse to be fully rational about everything. A book series where everyone involved is very good at communicating doesn’t sound appealing. To me anyways.

I just read a romance novel where, at every step, the leads communicated everything fully, and they dealt with the (minor) outside conflict by just walking away. In real life, this is very healthy and they’ll probably do well as a couple.

In a book, it’s boring as shit.

Conflict is needed for storytelling. It is the most fundamental element of storytelling. Even in a story about trying to get to the grocery store before it closes so you can get vanilla and bake the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie bars you’re craving, there’s conflict! You are fighting the nature of time itself, plus other customers (metaphorically) as you try to get your item and check out.

Conflict is the lifeblood of stories. This is why they’re stories.

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Imagine this: A spy/mafia/detective type show that uses fanfiction to pass secret code. And it's well written smut at that. Just the hilarity of coming across something like this while watching a show/reading a book. Instant favorite.

The different ships/sexual positions/acts/locations refer to orders, intel, etc, so there’s a lot of smut. 5k at a time, minimum. Plus, actually make sense, to avoid suspicion. However, that means someone actually has to write the smut. As they process this stumbling block, someone raised her hand. Johnson. The chief is surprised. Johnson’s very quiet, not one to speak up in meetings. Not one to speak up at all, really. Hardly ever off her tablet. But she’s a coder, so maybe she has some AI that can autogenerate what’s needed. Instead, she opens…. an ao3 page. It’s filled with smut. Highly popular, well-respected smut, if the hits, kudos, comments, and bookmarks mean anything.

“We have leverage on this person? Excellent idea, Johnson. Way to think outside the box.” The chief commends her.

“No, sir.” Johnson adjusts her glasses, her over large sweater sleeve almost completely obscuring her hand. “This is my account. Give me the intel needed, and I can bang it out in a couple hours. So to speak. Have any agents needed get accounts and subscribe to my username. Easy peasy.”

After the meeting got out, there’s a stampede of agents trying to be the first to ask Johnson for a coffee.

Regarding Venom: The Last Dance— they need to go full monster fucker. No half-assing it, no “I love you but not romantically” or “I love you romantically but no sleeping together”. It must be full Monty, all-in, “we went there so many times we bought property” monster fucking.

I don’t even go here! I’ve never seen Venom. I’ve never read the comics. I’ve read some fic, but not a lot because monster fucking isn’t my thing.

AND YET I UNDERSTAND THAT FOR THIS RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT TO MAKE ANY SENSE, EDDIE AND THE SYMBIOTE NEED TO BANG LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE.

If they do anything else, I will help y’all kill them like the cowards they are.

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