thinking once again how, in stephanie brown’s last moments alive, not her mom or her boyfriend were allowed to be with her and the only person to ‘keep her company’ was the man that hated her so much he didnt even dare remove his cowl before her passing. thinking about steph alone in africa reimagining all she would have said had somebody else sat by her side in those moments and held her hand instead of him.

Bane holding Dick dressed as Batman: I promise I will break your back as well

Bane attempts to snap dicks spine

Dick: *bends*

Bane: *straightens Dick back and tries to snap dicks spine over his knee*

Dick ‘I wanted to be a contortionist in the circus’ Grayson: bends to accommodate shape of knee

Bane: wut

Dick: … I’m Batman?

Bane: …

Dick: idk man it seemed appropriate for the moment

Bane:….

Bane: Folds dick in half.

Dick with a satisfying noise as his spine cracks: Thanks man, I needed that for a while now. Wow, you should think about changing career paths.

Bane, genuiently terrified: Yeets Dick away.

I like to think Blockbuster got these shots from a Nightwing fan blog Tim unironically runs in his downtime

“What are you doing?”

Bruce startles suddenly as a young voice distracts him from the delicious kisses Clark happened to be giving him. “Dickie? Sweetheart what are you doing here?” Bruce questioned softly, pulling away from Clark’s hold and rushing over to his ward. “Are you okay? Did something happen?” Bruce questioned softly.

Dick didn’t seem to be paying attention as Bruce picked him up and cradled him in his arms, instead, he was entirely focused in on Clark standing awkwardly by the table they were just making out on.

“What were you doing?” Dick questioned again, making Clark squirm. The kid’s bright blue eyes were staring into his soul, no trace of the jovial warmth that they usually held.

“Well…” Bruce started, Clark could see his mind moving at a million miles per hour trying to find the best way to explain what happening to the 10 year old. “You know how I told you Clark and I are special friends?”

“Yes… I thought that it just meant best friends.” Dick scowled, finally looking away from Clark and pouting up at Bruce. “I didn’t know that meant kissy friends.”

Bruce made a face and Clark decided now was probably the best time for him to step in and say something. Clark cleared his throat softly and stepped closer to the two. “Um, Dick-“

Clark was cut off by a very sharp glare from the young boy, his lips curled back in a snarl that made the indestructible man pause.

“Chum-“

“Tati, I’m sleepy…” Dick suddenly whined, throwing his arms around Bruce’s neck and burying his face in his shoulder. “Can we go home now? Want you to read me a bedtime story…”

Bruce immediately melted, cooing softly as he patted Dick on the back. “Of course my love, let’s go home right now.” Bruce agreed, throwing Clark an apologetic smile. “I’ll see you later Kal.”

Clark couldn’t help the love sick smile spreading across his face as he watched Bruce walk away, however, Dick could very much help it. Clark’s smile slid off his face once he saw the evil glare the ten year old was throwing at him over Bruce’s shoulder.

He couldn’t help shivering from the chill he felt crawling up his back. “Shit.” Clark muttered, running a hand through his hair.

He had the smallest inkling he just ruined any good grace he had with the young boy due to his romantic relationship with Bruce. How is it that he’s so scared of such a little boy?

By the way, I really hope people here are aware of Cory Booker delivering a 25-hour filibuster blasting everything wrong with today's republicans, because he broke the record previously set by Strom Thurmond when he argued against the Civil Rights Act.

A black man just erased the record of a racist white man.

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

Once Tim and Bernard are publically dating, paparazzi tries to get the most pictures that they can of the two on dates cuz neither have public personal accounts on any social media (both have accounts but it doesnt have their name or anything)

These pictures of them on a date goes viral

The positioning of the wooden post is making my brain scream kon is there too but gothamites hate the supers so they conveniently block him out of each shot.

What happened to me?! when did I start shipping timberkon so hard I see timber stuff and make it about them instead?!

I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.

kim dokja really introduces us to yoo joonghyuk like yeah this is my favourite character in the whole wide world, he's singlehandedly kept me alive for 13 years, he's my idol, he's an incredibly written work of art. also he sucks so bad and i want to hit him with my car. brother if your biggest inspiration in life chokes you when you first meet you might need to look inward

why is duke losing to jason 💔💔💔

The need to project onto Bernard Dowd and headcanon him having mental health breakdowns online at least once a month. We need to normalize having breakdowns online and I am doing so by projecting it onto him

Seeing this minutes after I just spent my commute home pretending to be Bernard Dowd in college 😞

I understand Tim Drake because I too hate when Bruce & Dicks actions don't line up with my head canons of them.

“Well nobody wrote Battfleck as a bottom”

oh they did. they most definitely did.

people are really up in arms about this post, like you’ve never seen ben affleck clench his jaw with that head tilt and wanna put that stupid man on his knees 🙄

I know earrings themed around a heroes superhero name, costume and/or symbol are impractical and a hazard (e.g bluebirds nose piercing getting ripped out) but have you considered they slap

Imagine it’s an unspoken rule to not touch Bluebird’s nose. But one day, a gotham transport goon hits it and rips it out and all surrounding goons take a step back

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

(Since they’re the only active accounts left on this post)

happy 10 years of scaring off anti-feminists, @thattallsummonerguy!

Like every account here is deactivated. I feel like an archaeologist.

Oh and I’m like under 5 ft and like 78 pounds but I can stand at the side and say things like ‘Yeah! You deserve it!’ the next time an anti feminist turns up and we decide to beat them up.

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

I am also under 5’0 and like 78 pounds. My teeth are nice and sharp for anti-feminist ankles