I know earrings themed around a heroes superhero name, costume and/or symbol are impractical and a hazard (e.g bluebirds nose piercing getting ripped out) but have you considered they slap
Imagine it’s an unspoken rule to not touch Bluebird’s nose. But one day, a gotham transport goon hits it and rips it out and all surrounding goons take a step back
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.
(Since they’re the only active accounts left on this post)
happy 10 years of scaring off anti-feminists, @thattallsummonerguy!
Like every account here is deactivated. I feel like an archaeologist.
Oh and I’m like under 5 ft and like 78 pounds but I can stand at the side and say things like ‘Yeah! You deserve it!’ the next time an anti feminist turns up and we decide to beat them up.
Official graveyard post. +Bonus
I am also under 5’0 and like 78 pounds. My teeth are nice and sharp for anti-feminist ankles
I saw another anon ask about Joker Junior, and it makes sense why you wouldn’t bring him up in better halves because he’s kinda hard to work with(especially in a fic that’s not solely About that event), but it got me thinking. What would you do with him if ever you decided to write him into something?
Also I would just like to state, for the record, that I for one would be interested to read your original fiction because you’re a good writer and I like your style
My main thing about joker junior is that I don't really like writing the joker. I think he's fun enough to read and is like The foil to batman, obviously, but generally I like writing about the robins more than batman. So whenever I write about joker, naturally, the story then becomes about Batman just by the nature of the characters. So because Tim's character arc in BH isn't so much about his relationship to B, it just doesn't make sense.
Anyways I'm not super comfortable with a characterization of Tim that does have JJ in his backstory, if that makes sense? I have a pretty solid idea of how he works with the hodge podge of canon/fanon backstory that I've given him, but JJ fundamentally alters So Much of his motives, psyche, ect. So I don't know tbh. I think it could be fun for sure but I definitely write off the seat of my pants so I'd have to be like In It to have coherent thoughts on it sorry.
And as far as original fiction goes, I think my project that's most likely to get picked up in query is my silly little vampire/vampire hunter romance(😬 technically) which I am almost done with the first draft of. Here's some of it-
Tim and Danny's toxic whatever has NOTHING on these two. They should stay together simply so that they don't have to subject anyone else to whatever the fuck they have going on. I love them.
Best twitter interaction I've seen in a long time
timber concept where instead of having a cute little meet-up in a restaurant as a kickstart to them dating, they meet.,. in the hospital. but not properly
like. what if. hypothetically. bernard, one day, struggles to hide the wounds he gains and/or passes out due to his ever-growing injuries from the cult. his parents immediately panic and call the hospital; they wouldn't know where these scars and bruises came from and would assume bernard did it to himself as well...
tim, meanwhile, is in his caroline hill disguise when this all goes down. most likely for a case, etc etc... but all thoughts relating to it almost instantly get pushed aside when he sees one of his best friends from high school in the hospital! passed out, his heart rate luckily steady, but his skin red and sore and-
...what happened to him?
tim doesn't know. and that scares him.
bernard doesn't seem the type to intentionally inflict such damage upon himself, especially without reasoning. like, even after darla's 'death',, he still coped well enough.. so what happened?
tim speedruns whatever case he's currently in disguise for, before focusing all of his attention onto his best friend as caroline hill. (that, or he just works on both at the same time. good for him!!!)
bernard on the other hand begins to find a friend in caroline!! she seems really nice - genuinely worried about his wellbeing and asking him how this happened and stuff. he doesn't want to tell her why he Really has these scars + he doesn't feel like he knows her well enough to reveal such information anyways, but he has a feeling she can tell he's lying. that she can see right through him. also, it's kind of weird how she kind of looks like timothy drake, right.,? the guy he still theorises is red robin? huh.
so, bernard makes a bunch of theories on that one rhetorical question whereas tim tries to get to the bottom of why the former has these injuries. they get together not through tim revealing himself, but through bernard randomly calling him because he's curious if the guy has a twin sister he never knew about.
cue tim getting fond of That!!! so he meets up with bernard in the hospital after this spontaneous phone call as a way to rekindle their friendship (acting all concerned, like he never knew this happened etc) AND looks over him as caroline hill. (he also falls in love in the process teehee!!! he didn't account for that! and the same goes for the blonde himself!) and now he hopes that, either as himself or as caroline, that bernard would have the courage to tell him the truth so he can help him.. :((
Bernard has at least four bisexual crises in the process
I wonder if I could sell a bull through tumblr… there’s got to be a farmer’s side to this hellsite right?
Bull for sale!! Now with pictures (courtesy of my aunt the actual owner) come on people! Only 6k usd! They’re registered under the Mexican Brahman association (AMCGB) so you know they’re good!
"Nika killed Damian, everyone should hate her"
She killed him in the instant respawn competition he voluntarily signed up for
where he also killed her
because they had three lives like a video game
Infuriatingly proud of each other’s contingency plans
Always a great way to start a comic
GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH
If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.
Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.
I'm living for these jokes.
Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.
Tucker: We're married.
Danny: What?
Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?
Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?
Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-
Danny: Your mortal enemy.
Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"
Danny: Tucker....that's not good
Tucker: I know! I started panicking!
Danny: You ramble when you panic.
Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.
Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?
Five months later
Steph: What's the big emergency?
Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.
Steph: Tim....that's not good
