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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

I love this interpretation of Samus so dang much, give it up for lesbians who would be so dang cool if only they could talk to a girl without flustered

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All aboard the train to The Sleepy Circus! Once a peaceful oasis for restless sleepers, now a place of wonder and fun! Wake up feeling excited and energized, ready to bask in the Sun once the morning arrives.

Ponies did generally like the circus after its revival, but it was all too loud and overstimulating for Snowdrop. It became a painful reminder of the friend she’d lost. Instead of being whisked away by Wish, ponies would board the sleepytime train all the way to the Circus.

Cotton, PimPim and Plum were given new acts, new costumes, all without any explanation for what had happened to their princess. Similarly, Daybreak didn’t have the heart to tell Snowdrop what exactly had happened to Wish. Day didn’t do these things out of malice, of course, it’s just another unfortunate choice in her down-spiral of guilt and grief.

I wanted to do a proper intro to the Circus! Cotton hop was designed by @//ssage.exe and PimPim was originally designed by @//sealumii on insta!!

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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human

What if you were so interconnected to the story of this life that no way or time period to tell it in where you're not there in the corner of everyone's mind.

Work in progress by the talented, Aubrey Jangala Dixon

Aubrey Tjangala was born in 1974 at Yayi Yayi, a Pintupi outstation 30km west of Papunya. Yayi Yayi was a temporary settlement established by Pintupi people as they began their migration back into the Western Desert during the homelands movement of the 1970s.

After returning to his home Country,

Aubrey lived at his father's outstation,

Ininti, before settling in Kintore where he resides today.

So beautiful, so relaxing.

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Jazz bringing Jason and Artemis to meet her parents.

(I hope you know that I’m spiritually and platonically making out with you rn)

Jazz knocked on the door.

When her mom opened the door, she paused. Maddie had to look up to stare at her daughter and her two gigantic companions.

“Oh.” She raised an eyebrow and then smiled at Jazz, ignoring the other giants looming over her. “Jazz! How are you? You said you’d visit with people for us to meet. Are these the two?”

Jazz smiled. “Mhm. Can we come inside?”

“We brought gifts,” Jason blurted out. Artemis lifted up the bags, one that had a large cake inside and the other with a box of tools. They were odd gifts, but they trusted Jazz to know what to get her parents.

Maddie cooed, “Aww! There’s no need for that! Come in, come in!”

They exchanged nervous looks and then looked at Jazz.

Jazz squeezed her partners’ hands reassuringly and then pulled them inside. Her dad was already peeking past the wall before he burst into a smile.

“Jazzy Pants!” He cheered before marching over to sweep her into a hug. Jason and Artemis shared a look of amusement before remaining silent, catching Jazz’s eyes as she sighed in fond exasperation.

“Dad!” Jazz laughed before he set her on the ground. She ushered her parents into the living room, taking the gift bags to hand to her parents, the workshop tools to her mother and the cake to her father. Said cake was immediately opened and a slice was quickly taken. “I have some very important people to introduce to you.”

As they all settled in the seats in the living room, Jazz cleared her throat and then said, “Mom, Dad, these are my partners. This is Jason Todd, a successful crime lord and vigilante within Gotham City and this is Artemis, Amazon warrior from Bana-Mighdall. We’re dating, have been for a few months now.”

Both Jason and Artemis gave Jazz alarmed looks for their introductions. However, Maddie and Jack completely overturned their expectations by cheering.

Maddie clapped her hands in delight. “Oh, Jazz, that’s amazing! A crime lord? Selling what? Please tell me it’s something respectable. And an Amazon too? I’m so proud of you! I thought they were only legends! How are her fighting skills? Their test scores?”

Jack said in good cheer, “Good for you! I remember your first boyfriend— he was… something, but they look good! Do they fight well? Can they protect you? When do I get grandbabies? I’m not getting any younger here! I want to be a grandad already!”

Jason and Artemis gaped as Jazz beamed. “Jason sells weapons on the occasion, but mostly takes down corruption and violent gangs within Gotham City, he doesn’t sell drugs at all. And they’re both amazing fighters, even better than me.” She turned to her partners with pride, “And what were your test scores on the ACT and SAT again.”

Awkwardly, Jason said, “I received perfect scores. 36 on the ACT and 1600 on the SAT.”

Artemis shrugged and answered, “I received decent scores as well. A 31 on the ACT and scored 1390 on the SAT. However, I did not have a typical American education.”

“Of course,” Maddie said cheerfully. “You’re an Amazon! How about a spar? You and Jason?”

Jack nodded eagerly, standing up and towering over them all. “Yes! We have to gauge your skill levels, after all! Only the best for my baby girl!”

Both Artemis and Jason turned to look at Jazz, who was smiling wide enough to stretch her face. She looked at them and then blew them a kiss. “Win and you’ll get a reward.”

They both stood up eagerly.

“Say less,” Jason said, cracking his knuckles with a smile.

“I need to remember that Jazz is one of the strangest Americans I’ve ever met,” Artemis said with a sigh, although she smirked. “Shall we?”

Jazz smiled as she watched her partners get along with her parents. She wasn’t even sure why they were so anxious over the visit. There was really no need to worry, not when her parents were fighting fanatics who were just glad she wasn’t dating another sleazy version of Johnny.

Now her partners meeting the rest of the family were another matter…

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Something that just came to mind.

Tim sitting with one leg up at the bat computer during a meeting “shit, Steph can you pick up some of my foundation I’m almost out”

Jason turned with a frown “Why do you wear make up?”

“eh To many triggering scars on my face” Tim points to his face in a exaggerated motion. “I would show you but I don’t want you going all rage zombie on me”

A strangle noise of confusion or sympathy escaped dick “Why would Jason be triggered?” He said while approaching Tim

Tim roatated in his chair waving his hand around in a circular motion “Well most people find a permanent smile horrific dick”

This is an amazing idea and it gave me ideas and oops I have another wip now (35th✨)

I would love to read any work with this!

(you/anyone can use my prompts because I don’t have any plans for them. I just always ask to have a link so I can read the creations!)

(being credited is something that I appreciate people doing for me)

Well credit obviously and if I'll post it I'll send you the link.

ME TOO ME TOO I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUTA THIS

Well fuck you just had to make me put it on much higher priority? My spoons are up for like, the week, and I'm working on multiple other things but when I get to it maybe I'll just send it to you both- or I'll post it, it really depends on what I actually end up writing and how dark it gets and if I like it at all

I would like to read it also when you finish it because you're a good writer and you're my buddy

Okay then, 3 people.

hey hi hello can i read this once youre done?

Okay, 4 then. (Also hi <3)

Helllooo! Me too please? If you decide to, no pressure of course!

I’d love to read it as well if you decide to write this! No rush or pressure of course!

We're multiplying >:3

'no pressure' right?

Legitimately, you don't have to rush it or feel pressured to put more effort into it or even do it, we just want to read it if/when you do :>

Hi<3 I've heard the word fic :) (obviously you don't have to do anything. But know that people seem to be interested in the idea. But also like. Don't force yourself.)

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Quit it! 

Suicide Squad #6

Have a conversation like a person, Bruce O.O

He’s gotta be dramatic

He cannot resist the temptation to be extra

not even for a moment <3

There’s a reason why I think that if his parents hadn’t been killed, Bruce would have grown up to become an actor

He’s way too much of a theatre kid for that to not be the case

Now I want an AU where the Wayne’s are fine but Bruce is the same level of extra because that’s just how Bruce is O.O

If they hadn’t died, I find myself imagining Bruce becoming a superhero whose theme was dressing up in various costumes with a mask based on the Grecian Tragedy and Comedy masks and utility belts with themed tools, and acting according to the character he was playing. Penguin is vexed by his Arsène Lupin-inspired outfit because it’s rude to be dressed so similarly when they’re fighting. Mr. Freeze turns up? Arctic explorer from the 19th century. Poison Ivy’s running around? Time to break out the pith helmet and machete. Man-Bat’s running around? Vampire hunter, with stakes replaced with syringes. Riddler? Sherlock Holmes.

For-The-Bitman.

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