Umbrella Academy

my queer, neurodivergent ass when The Umbrella Academy ends with, "you were born wrong, every bad thing that has happened to you is your fault, and the only way the world can be good and safe is if you are eradicated from existence"

But doesn’t it mean something that every single person here who loved this show, every reviewer, the entire audience went “but that’s wrong”

i love london

Yum

they’re girlfriends :)

☄️ 🌳 🦕🦖

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

why would you do this to me

ik I literally just reblogged this but I'm throwing this one in too

Guess what I'm playing

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

this network sure can effect!

fuckign around

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

Hot Fuzz 🚨 dir. Edgar Wright

Happy Hot Fuzz day to all those who celebrate!

Crazy to think about how Henry's parenting style was useless for the twins, but would have immensely benefited Normal and Hero growing up.