please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

Sometimes an episode is just so stuffed with really good line deliveries theres nothing i can do except put em together in a compilation its out of my control im powerless to stop it. Goodbye.

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

paul mccartney can only write about four things:

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

he had suchhh a way with words

go back to the source material with mama

bumbled be thy bees

honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense