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Malcolm: oh, captain. Did you get my report on last week’s away mission?
Archer: yeah I looked it over. Nice work.
Malcolm: good. Thanks, dad.
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Malcolm: why is everyone staring at me?
T’Pol: you just called Captain Archer “dad”. You said “thanks, dad.”
Malcolm: pardon? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, sir.”
Archer: do you see me as a father figure, Lieutenant?
Malcolm: no. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me
Travis: hey! show your father some respect
Malcolm: I didnt call him dad!
Archer: no, no, Malcolm, I take it as a compliment.
Random crew member: it’s not a big deal. I called Rossi mom once and she’s my fiancé
Malcolm: guys! A random extra is speaking without a script!
Trip: but you calling Archer daddy-
Malcolm: daddy is not on the table here.
Hoshi: you did call him dad, dude.
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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y'all know that scene from brooklyn 99 where jake slips up and calls holt "dad"? yeah i rewrote that but for ent. find it here.
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Vulcans: Mind melding is dangerous! We only do it in extreme situations!
Also Vulcans: *mind melds with anybody who asks*
Vulcans: We can't lie.
Also Vulcans: *lies about everything all the time*
Vulcans: We don't feel emotion.
Also Vulcans: *Spock destroys a wall, Tuvok writes and frequently uses a program to strangle Neelix without consequence, T'Pol gets PTSD*
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BREAKING NEWS
I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!
LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!
...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...
ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS
Reminds me of the "Tapera Naevia" aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have "Moss Birb" and "Pine Cone Birb"
