Random Rhinoceros Ramblings

Ha! I like this.

Actual favorite "tool" is my own hands. Yes, boring, I know. But I both do my best work and enjoy it the most when I can actually feel what I'm doing. Tickling is my kink, of course. But if physical touch in general could be considered a kink, that would be a close second.

If I had to pick a TOOL tool? Probably the grooming gloves. Those are fun, and seem to be absolutely intolerable to a lot of people - Which is even MORE fun. 😁

I'm not anti-tool or anything, just to be clear. I own a bunch of them, they can be fun, and many of them can provide sensations that my hands/mouth/beard/teeth/etc can't. Just my favorite implement is always gonna be myself.

Good question!

Phantom Anon is gonna be your official code name now. 😂

I've seen a lot of wake up tickle scenarios in stories and video clips and such. It's not like... A super important thing for me, personally. But it also seems fun and, if someone was into it, I'd totally give it a shot. For a guy who looks a lot like Shrek, I'm surprisingly good at light touch.

Only real issue is logistical - I'm a lifelong insomniac and, once I can sleep, a super-heavy sleeper. Waking myself up first without waking the other party would be tricky, but I'd be willing to figure something out of they were into it. 😁

Interesting question, thank you for asking!

Shots!! 😁

Phantom sense sounds very cool and, per your description, also pretty damn useful. 😁

As to that second part, I like your confidence! Mostly because confidence is a fun thing to chip away bit by bit as certain realities set in. 😈

Shoot, thank you for reading! 😁

Sleep is overrated, lee moods are fun, and phantom senses quite honestly sound amazing.

As to that last part, there's really only one way to find out. And if I can get to you with a few words on a screen, well... My money is on me. 😉

Excellent question! Also difficult to answer, as I love just about everything anyone does when I'm tickling them.

But if I had to pick just one thing? I really do enjoy some nice begging and pleading. ESPECIALLY if I can get into someone's head so badly that they start begging before I even touch them. That's always a good time. 😁

Why would such a thing take you out, friend anon? 😇

Based on the portion you bolded... I'm guessing you either have a spot you're particularly scared of or a spot where you're shy about being ticklish? 🙂

...Or possibly you have both? 😏

...Or possibly you have both and they're both the same spot? 😈

Please do let me know if I'm on the right track. And if I am, well... Let's just say you were very wise to ask this anonymously. 😉

So not everyone wants to go that far with it, and of course in those cases I haven't.

Of people who do want that, it usually takes me a while to get comfortable enough with someone to try and go there - Wherever "there" is for someone. Some people want their sadeword forced out of them, or want to lose despite trying their best in an interrogation scenario, or want to be tickled until they cry. (And then, in some cases, tickled some more.)

I can't really think of a situation where someone has wanted something like that and, with a genuine effort, I've been unsuccessful at it. Could I break literally anyone? Odds are probably not - Some of y'all seem borderline indestructible. 😂 But if someone wants to try, and we have the right kind of chemistry, and they're willing to get to know me well enough to the point where I'm comfortable trying... Well, I'll certainly give it my absolute best shot. 😉

Good question, thank you for asking. 🙂

So here's the deal: Stretch your arms up as far as you can overhead and keep them there, and I'll tickle your armpits in a relatively kind and gentle manner.

OR

Keep your arms down, and I'll force them over your head and pin them there. And then I'll tickle your poor, sensitive pits like I'm trying to erase you from fucking existence.

Make your choice quickly, though, or I'm going to decide for you.

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Just to clarify, my username is a joke - I'm only tiny by actual rhinoceros standards. Attached a photo of one of my rib-grippers as a visual aid. Just to be helpful, of course. No threats here. 😂😇

If you're that tough, sassy, bossy type of switch or ticklee, and you think you're gonna be a challenge... Just know that I'm going to savor cracking your resolve and adjusting your attitude like it's the finest whiskey in the world. 

By which I mean slowly, bit by bit, until there isn't a single fucking drop left. 😈

I'm really not a morning person. I'm tough to wake up, I need two Monsters to get semi-coherent. At least... Most of the time.

But sometimes I wake up in a MOOD. If you wake me up, and you're ticklish, well... Best play it safe and do so from a distance. With a stick. Because if you're within grabbing range, I will pull you in, alligator death-roll you into the mattress, and tickle everything in reach until you think you're quite literally about to expire. Morning me doesn't quite grasp concepts like "mercy," you know.

Like I said, most days you'd be safe. Normal incoherent me, useless until I get my caffeine. But catch me on the wrong day? When I wake up in that tickling kind of mood? On that day you're toast. Best to let sleeping rhinos lie - Unless you're into that sort of thing. 😉

Oh my god, no - It didn't sound AT ALL bad, actually quite the opposite. I only meant to imply that you stated things in a very unique and appealing way. That's a good thing. 🙂

Tumblr is a trip, I swear. All these lees out here confessing their worst spots, their secret tickle nightmares, all of the insidious, teasy ways to worm into their heads... And then they TAG it, just to be sure the feral ler pack that lurks the site can find it.

Makes me think of nothing so much as a flock of innocent sheep, typing away on their phones. "Feeling EXTRA tender and juicy today, hope nobody takes a bite!" #wolves don't read #wolf bait #wolf bite #so tasty #abskbababa I'm in danger

Meanwhile the wolf pack sits on the nearby mountain, incredulous at what they're reading - But taking copious notes.

Don't worry - I'm not a wolf, I'm a rhino. I'm not going to eat you. I hunger for... Something else. Your strained laughter, your shreiks of surprise and terror, your futile struggles as I overpower you en route to tickle hell. I am in fact STARVING for it... And you wrote me the recipe? Unbelievable. But I'm not complaining.

Better hope you never encounter me. Y'all sound... Tasty. 😈

It's for people I'm into, sorry - I don't play with other guys. Not my fault, I think god decided I'd have way too much fun if I was bi or something.

I'm flattered and appreciate the interest, though. Thank you for asking. 🙂

Actually, I think it's time I tell people what happens to a certain ticklish little snack when she tries to bite back. 😉

"Anonymous." Riiiiiiight. 😂