you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

just won 0,000 dollars and the loathsome three forty five a m bedtime

Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

More arches please

Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank

Thank you to this person in the tags for explaining white to me

i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

@derinthescarletpescatarian I need an Australian sentence now.

Once I was on an eighteen hour train ride into the city and the complementary tea service was down because the train had hit a kangaroo on the way up and broken their hot water system.

is that actually true? not that it would shock me too much but I wanna know if it's a real situation or just off the dome

Yes it happened to me when I was working on a cattle property in Queensland

I also had my one and only four wheeler accident there when I was biking out to look at some eagles at the creek with an eight year old.

wait australia says four wheeler? that’s interesting bc i grew up saying it but everyone else here in the US says ATV

We've always called them four wheelers on my farms.

girl if i don’t get to bed soon i fear i will be the second person in my home to pass out and get hospitalized tonight

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

fucking four hit combo from the Facebook "people you may know" thing

dream blunt rotation tbh

aai2 and nnk crossover bc they both live rent free in my head

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

hey handsome, come to this timeloop often?

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

hey handsome, me and my girlfriend saw you across the timeloop and we really dug your vibes.

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

hey handsome, i need you to breathe. it's going to be okay, you're not alone. im here too. i love you. it's okay. keep going.

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

Official Time Loop Post

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

We should run a greasy spoon diner where you know everyone is wearing a chastity cage w/ the sounding rod insert n maybe a e stim

Its called Cage's and the mascot is a bluebird beging electrocuted with a car battery.

Getting the 4'33 special at Cage's

You mean to say you quit, cease, halt, retire, or suspend from miette??