“imagine your otp”

i do. always. in literally every scenario.

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

“I don’t have to explain myself to you why I write what I write” is the sentence every fanfic writer can and should say more often by the way

ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.

"this makes so much SENSE"

I will kiss you gently on the hand

PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

what you learn from hobbies:

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board