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theysies

@theysies / theysies.tumblr.com

24 they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ 18+ ❤️ a dyke boy thing of some sort

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hi ♥ you can call me E, i'm a 24 y/o transmasc dyke sapphic butch thing (they/them).

this blog is NSFT 18+ (21+ to DM)

deeply in love with and devoted to @fakedinosaurbones but we're cool w people flirting with us, in fact we encourage it.

DM me! I love talkin to people.

in case you're feeling generous- onlyfans - fansly - $theysie

i tag my own posts with #dykeposting, and my pics are under #me

i'm a drummer, i love fixing stuff, making chainmail and music, spending time outside, plants, bugs, rocks, u name it. im probably high. cowboy livin in the big city.

i'm chronically ill/disabled with hEDS, POTS, and some other mystery ailments. im always interested in talking to other disabled queer people!

backup account: theysiee

DNI: minors, nazis, zionists, terfs, swerfs, transmeds etc. u know who u are. also put ur damn age in ur bio/pinned post or else im not gonna interact <3

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How Mexicans feel about duendes too.

True. Most Irish people, as Norwegians do with Trolls, will happily let the 'fairies' be a thing to make tours for tourists and idle threats to make children behave. Most Irish people will have a very normal and mature explanation of fairies as a common folk mythology that expresses some dimension of Irish culture but are not, obviously, to be taken literally.

And most Irish people, if you ask them to move a stone from a fairy circle will immoveably, flatly respond with 'absolutely fucking not'.

Construction projects have had to halt and be abandoned for it.

people that have sex and dont shower after terrify me. how do u live this free. how are u not ill

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also bush n musk being the surnames of two of the biggest losers in this world is a vicious homophobic attack on its own

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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