Nai ❦

Kisuke Urahara x Reader (BLEACH)

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You wake up and almost feel your heart leap out of your chest as you see a message written on your wall in blood.

“Please meet at Urahara shop immediately” you read aloud. It clicks and you scream as loud as you can. Kisuke can be such an ass sometimes. “P.S if you looked at this message and thought that it was the message of a person before death, you have no sense of humor”

You huff and throw yourself back into bed kicking your legs. “He couldve just woke me up and said this before he left fucking weirdo”

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“Y/n .. glad to see you came in today” he says sarcastically.

“Fuck off Urahara, I’m tired” you say flipping him off.

“Yeah I bet you are” he smirks. You look at him read to say something smart back but the sound of little feet against the floorboard and Ururu and Jinta crashing into your back gripping on to you.

“Y/n! ” they cried. “We missed you!”

“That jerk said you weren’t coming back” Jinta shouted pointing a Kisuke who just held a hand over his heart.

“I mean she was beat up pretty bad ..” he says hiding his face with his fan.

“Go to hell Kisuke"  you squint your eyes at him.

“Tessai! There you are” he says walking past you ignoring your glare.  “I need you and the kids to stay up here and handle the customers. I have to take y/n and show you the new inventory”. Tessai responded with a humm and grabbed the kids off you. You watched as they fought and gave them a sound pout letting them know you’ll be back and they had to behave for Tessai. Kisuke rolled his eyes at the way the kids only listened to you.

“Hurry up and go, damn” yoruichi said hopping on the counter in her cat form. “You talk to damn much” . Kisuke winked at her and grabbed your wrist dragging you to the back of the store.

“Kisuke im not lifting boxes with you”

“Who said anything about lifting boxes?” He asked waving a small red heart shaped bottle in your face.

“What the hell is that?”

“Our newest product of course now lay down”

“Kisuke no, what if my skin breaks out” you whine

“It’s not now undress and lay down, I didn’t make it pretty in here for nothing” he says pulling your shirt over your head. You huff and take your leggings and panties off. and he pushed you down on the futon he prepared for you. You moan at the feeling of the heating pad hitting your stomach making you body vibrate with warmth. I guess I could give in, he is the reason why I’m sore anyway sick fucker.

He covers you with a warm sheet and you close your eyes embracing it. You feel him straddle your thighs and hear the top of the oil pop open. “Actually” he clears his throat “you should take these off too I don’t want to get oil on them. There’s kids here I don’t want them to think anything weird happened back here” he said tugging at your leggings

“Hmm okay, you do it” You huff and lift your hips off the futon for him to slide them off. Instantly he hooks his fingers into your panties and slides both your panties and leggings down. Your eyes shoot open and you almost shout until he hushes you and says “don’t worry the door is locked just relax. Tessai and the kids don’t have the key for here”

You relax and lay back down. He settled him some comfortably on your legs and popped the cap to the oil back open. “It’s supposed to be a warming oil so let me know if you feel weird"  he says softly.

His hands were warm compared to the cold skin of your back as he spread the oil across your waist and up both sides of your spine slowly applying pressure every now and again.

"Smells good ” you whisper.

“Yeah this one is strawberry flavored” he says lowly pressing him palm into you back a little to hard making your body tense. “Sorry” he says getting up. “Open your legs, my weight is making it hard for you with all the pressure on your spine” you nod and spread your legs feeling the sheet dip as Kisuke kneels in between them. “Yes, this is much better. I’m sorry for last night by the way, maybe I was too rough” Kisuke said as he poured some more oil on your body and started massaging along your spine again.

“It’s okay I had fun” you mumble humming contentedly, encouraging Kisuke every time he found a particularly painful spot, and sighing when the tension dissipated.

“It’s just, you’re so … and I just can’t help myself”. You hum to let him know you were listening even though the act of him rubbing and massaging your body had to drifting off. He made sure to pay attention to every vertebrate separately, down to the tailbone, flipping the sheet back and pouring some oil on your ass. You thought nothing of it and let him do him.

He started to massage and knead your butt muscles carefully over the hand prints left from last night until every knot started to dissolve under his finger tips. You moan a bit when his hand slipped between your asscheeks to massage one cheek individually and it didn’t go unnoticed.

Leaning his head down he pressed soft kisses to the hand prints on both sides. You eyes shot open when you felt him jiggling your ass by shaking your cheeks. He laughed Everytime it made a clapping sound. You rolled your eyes softly laughing at how childish he could be at times.

Your eyes went wide went you felt your cheeks being spread. You try to get up and turn to look behind you but Kisuke along arms pushed your back down. “Relax, I’m just trying to see something”

“See wha—ah” you moan in between asking when you felt  something cold against your asshole. Kisuke was licking your ass.  He lets your cheeks go and takes his face from between it enough to bite your asscheek making you shout. “Kisuke we cant..”

“Hush, I just want to see how you were going to react. Also…” he paused. “This oil taste good” he says licking his lips. He goes back to massaging your ass moving down to your legs. You relax under his hands again.

When he felt you were relaxed enough he spread your cheeks again but this time he was lower and locked from you cunt to your ass, his eyes where closed as he pushed his face in between your cheeks, tongue moving and gliding across your entrance. You moaned he licked up and down from your ass to you cunt occasionally sucking on your clit. He shoved his tongue into your cunt and slowly entered a finger into your ass working you open until he can add a second and then a third. Your eyes were rolling back from the amount of pleasure you feel from the wiggling of his tongue, the fingers on your clit and the way he was pumping his three fingers in and out of your ass. You were on the verge of cumming, you had to shove your face into the pillow in fear that the kids, Tessai and yoruichi would hear you but that didn’t stop you from lift your hips a little bit and pushing your hips back to fuck his tongue and fingers. Kisuke motor boated your cunt and removed his fingers from your ass, you whined at the lost but jumped at the feeling of something cold enter you.

Kisuke removed his now oily face from in between you cheeks and slapped your ass. “Keep that in until we get home” he smirked smiling at the diamond studded metal butt plug. “Get dressed and meet me in the front” he winks at you walking towards the door. “We have work to do y/n .. this is a store after all”

“Fucking Kisuke” you mutter throwing this pillow across the room after hearing the door slam closed

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“Okay but that still doesn’t explain why your face is so shiny” You hear Jinta say as you walk to the front of the shop.

“I can smell it from here it smells like strawberries!” Ururu says excitedly

Looking to Tessai who’s brows were raised and Yoruichi who was looking anywhere but at Urahara you clear your throat to announce you were in the room.

“Y/n look at his face! He looks a mess” Jinta shouts running to you. You watch as Kisuke touches his face and looks at his hand seeing the oil.

“I- excuse me” he says quickly walking past you.

“Serves you right” you say low enough to for him to hear as he passes you. He smirks and continues walking into the back of the shop clicking the button is his pocket. You jump and Jinta looks at you with concern but you smile at him “I’m okay, just still a little jittery” this fucker.

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