Hi im trying to save money to move out of my violently transphobic parents house

i need around 3000 dollars by may of next year, please if you can spare anything over the next year i would appreciate you greatly

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

Tumblr is getting old...says me, the millennial.

if i could live anywhere in fallout i’d want to live in that radioactive swamp in far harbor

this is really where i belong

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

fuckkk i just hit slenderman with my car and my insurance says they won't cover it

ur payin eighty dollars for this?

genuinely, what the fuck is the point of this?

oh hey i forgot charles martinet was in skyrim. i wonder what else he- what is that.

what the hell is this

????????

lame ass gadgetjob

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo

Woah mama, I don’t know about that but Elvis certainly can crack a tune no matter what form he’s rockin’!

Woah woa woah woa woa woa huh hum hum hum woooooahhhhhhh

Thank you

Thankyouverymuch

why the fuck are there so many Elvis accounts someone should do something

You rang?

Uh oh

Yo fella this is like Elvis Eater, you cannot kill us in a way that matters uh huh

woah mama we're eternal

Hide in the desert! I'll protect you!

you will not trick me again

what the fuck they're multiplying

woah mama its slenderwoman

bljulbhblhuhbhhjulbbubjubublluh

WOAH MAMA SOMEBODY HELP THIS ELVIS HES DROWNING

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line