louder than god's revolver and twice as shiny

problematic sleep schedule gap

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me

classic

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment

My love language is beating the fuck out of your legs with a hammer

Guess who’s trying to study abroad this summer!! I’ve been saving up for my university’s art history program through commissions, my job, and scholarships- but as a full time student, I still need more financial help. Thus, it’s special commission time!

You can reach-out to me on tumblr for any questions, or through workwithgray@gmail.com. I also have a Kofi page for my regular comms. This trip is no small expense, so I really appreciate anyone who can help me out, or share this post! Thank you. :]

You guys are amazing- thank you so so much for all the recent support! I’m very fortunate that this is even a post I have to put out- but with the influx of commissions coming in, I’ll be temporarily pausing any new orders for about 1 week!

If you sent me a commission before this announcement, then you have my utmost priority. In the meantime, the raffle for a full body character will still be open, and I’d be happy to answer any questions. Thank you all so much again for your patience; it means a lot!

THAT WAS OVER A WEEK- BUT COMMS ARE BACK OPEN!

To everyone who was waiting, thank you very much for your patience! I wanted to ensure the previous commissions weren’t rushed, and needed some time to wrap up my capstone project for school.

To make sure orders are taken care of accordingly, I’ll be opening 5 slots this time around!

CURRENT SPOTS OPEN: 3/5

If you reached out to me previously, you’ll have first priority. These slots are for all of my listings, including the sketch deals; which you can now find on my Kofi!

Thanks again for the support. It means the world! 🩶

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

Paladins by Gwawi

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

hook, spit, and blood

The more things on a pizza the better it is. Consider it a bread plate for the rest of your meal

Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?