Jester? But Doctor, I am her!
when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
that mischief!!
Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!
generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading
dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message
Given that sturgeons have five rows of scutes, they are basically pentagonal (we can squish them around a bit to make them regular). This of course means that we can use twelve of them to make a dodecahedron. If we used Acipenser stellatus (one of whose common names, according to wikipedia, is the stellate sturgeon) for the faces, we might call the resulting object a stellate dodecahedron (if we imagine the chosen pentagon being roughly in the middle of our fish with the fronts facing outwards, I think this would look vaguely like a small stellated dodecahedron). Of course, by extending the faces we can get a great dodecahedron, which in our case weโll call the great stellate dodecahedron (I donโt think this changes much visually since weโre working with fully 3D โ though freely intersecting โ sturgeon whose bodies will mostly block out the new geometry. I could be wrong about that though.). Now if only we can figure out what it means to make star polygons out of fish, we can create great stellated stellate dodecahedrons and small stellated stellate dodecahedrons. And Iโm sure we can all agree that sturgeon are great, so we could even call the great stellated version the Great Great Stellated Stellate Dodecahedron.
most insane way to introduce people to an extremely cool random thing that exists in the world is to put it in your story in the context of how utterly fucking devastating it would be for the thing in question to be broken irreparably
BIG ASS STURGEON
I love reblogging this sturgeon
Idk what therian and/or dysphoric misanthropist needs to hear this but wild animals run away from you because youโre a big scary predator-looking thing not because theyโre pure mystical beings who shun the two-legged demons that caused industrial climate change or whatever. This is a positive, reassuring statement by the way
Deer arenโt fleeing at the sight of you because youโre an unnatural interloper on their sacred world, theyโre fleeing because they assume youโre fully capable of Fucking Getting them if you were really dedicated enough, which is probably even true. Have a little humility.
You should actually spend some time in nature sometime because after a while you start to recognize that when animals look at you they just see another wild animal. Often theyโre afraid of other wild animals for good reason. Being away from buildings, and around other wild animals in nature makes you very self-aware what you are and yes itโs in a very euphoric way for a nonhuman, but it also brings me further from misanthropy every day because itโs true for everyone, including humans
My ides tiramisu, if you even care
oh so when a bunch of roman senators kill their leader it's #girlboss but when i, macbeth,
Russian Dollย (2019 -)
โI could never be an entomologist. bugs creep me outโ sucks to suck because Iโm a real-life pokemon trainer. like look at these and tell me theyโre not pokemon
like are you serious. have fun doing whatever youโre doing ill be at the arthropod zooโฆ also known as the motherfucking pokemon center
hmmm nnnooooo. no not quite
insane things happening in great smoky mountains national park in case anyone was unaware
The train is standing in the middle of nowhere again fuck this
Like girl theres nothing lets go
Hey not to alarm you but there is DEFINITELY something in the distance.