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sometimes i remember what they did to steve's storyline at the end of endgame and it always makes me want to punch something really fucking hard

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

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one thing about steve and bucky is that they are going to be a little unhealthily codependent, it doesn't matter if it's romantic or platonic but those two should NOT be separated. i will die on this hill.

Absolutely. Their situation is unique so usual issues with codependency don’t apply

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

“Secretary of racehorses”

🤣🤣

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

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“Don’t infantilize autism” should be used when people who aren’t autistic treat autistic adults like children.

It should not be said when people who are actually autistic have “childish” interests or stuffed animals and such. Autistic adults are allowed to find comfort and express their autism in ways that works for them (without causing harm), even other autistic people don’t get to tell them not to enjoy those things just because they dislike stereotypes or don’t want themselves to be infantilized.

You can’t tell someone else their life should be breaking a stereotype you dislike. That’s not up to you.

Marvel movies are at their best when u misinterpret them on purpose. The captain america trilogy is about rejecting the expectations of society and the promise of idealised masculinity in favour of punching the government and running away with your boyfriend. Don’t rewatch endgame.

Sometimes I think about pre-serum Steve and how attractive he was.

Like - they wanted us to believe no women were interested in him so they had to make us believe he was this angry little so and so that wasn’t really interested in dating.

Cause I would totally have sat with him drinking and chatting while watching Bucky dance and then would have been disappointed for a hot second when I realised the reason he wasn’t interested in romancing me but then would shrug and recover and have become his woman bestie.

Me and pre serum Steve off to all the free art galleries and museums with enough money for the train and one cup of coffee each.

Me lying to Bucky and telling him no of course Steve didn’t try and sign up again! As if???

Me getting letters from post serum Steve telling me all about the bits of America he thinks I’ll like.

I mean I dunno how I (a currently middle aged white woman born and living in Australia) ended up in pre WWII New York but let’s just run with it.

Me being pissed off cause I’m still disabled and the eugenics crowd still want me dead but I can’t stay angry with Steve for long.

Me getting Steve to do illustrations for books I write.

I could go on …

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