i have cut them into bite sized pieces 🔺🪸

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Some quick sketches of the silly wizard! ( plus him ratio-ing Tav cause I couldn’t get that idea out of my mind )

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

No but seriously this was an awesome thing for him to do because this is a problem.

listen.im italian.of course i had to draw this guy first

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

Anomaly

No guys the character on the left is definitely not Herobrine. Just anomaly

kannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahhhehhhe

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

happy trans day of visibility!

Lae`zel is cute in all forms

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

You can eat a cucumber slice. You can think about poetry, or Silent Hill. You can be in love.

I think that's it.

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