public enemy number one

@toddtakefive / toddtakefive.tumblr.com

“so you can just butt out! i can take care of myself just fine.”

Love so strong it makes me feel so weak

You look like a sunset. Bright red.

Reblogged teenagekingdomstarlight

guy whos in a timeloop but is forced to have quippy, marketable internal narration: well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened!

well THAT just happened.....

official-time-loop-posts

Official Time Loop Post

Reblogged teenagekingdomstarlight

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

Well Ok I like this

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is he just like messing around atp like

this country is a circus

how quickly we forget

#druski swirling cup with irritation and disdain gif

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sabertoothwalrus

guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

#THIS THROWBACK???????????????#my god i cant believe its been 8 years….#vld #voltron: legendary defender #klance

being productive with the anger bad fandom takes give me by writing argumentative essays in a word document instead of starting fights with high-schoolers in tiktok comments sections

#theyre on there rn woobifying and mischaracterizing charlie dalton by the way #‘he told the story of getting paddled like it was a joke as a way to cope’ are we deadass 💔#anyways thanks to my professor for inadvertently giving me a fire outlet and self soothing tool #argumentative essay? i think you mean venting with sources #dps #dead poets society

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#can they be serious for five seconds #just DUMB 😭

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no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

funkyfreshfatherfigure

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

college-anxiety-kid

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

funkyfreshfatherfigure

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

college-anxiety-kid

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*

funkyfreshfatherfigure

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

college-anxiety-kid

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

teslacoils-and-hubris

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

this post is 75% fossilized

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mixpinkandblack

Todd Anderson and Neil Perry

#OOGIES…….#my babas….#come home pleek….. PLEEK #dps #dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry

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dying-suffering-french-stalkers

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

#i don’t know why i am the way i am #as in the boygenius lyric #and its been that for two years now

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— Piano Man, Billy Joel (insp.)

#NO ONE TOUCH HIM……….#sick to my stomach #my son who is also my father but who also is not related to me in any way at all #pleas come home……..#dps #dead poets society #neil perry

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@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

#wait this is peak #danny phantom #supernatural

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dateless

#WAIT I CHEERED #this is gorgini #op your talent is so unmatched this is BEAUTIFUL #i love this so bad #fave #dps #dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry

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the johnny test theme song lyrics read like a lawyer arguing that he needs to be taken into state custody

"Phero booster?" "Bling bling?" Your honor, what do we make of this?

Reblogged granma-sweetie

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Reblogged granma-sweetie

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

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dykeofmisfortune

reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

#todd anderson #and also #neil perry #like i fully believe they would get there #and they have so much to say and a desperate desire to Say It and Be Heard #but there’s a way to do it right and in character and not be SOOOOO on the nose #like #it gets tuah point

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melissa is truly so goddamn stupid because why the fuck would she send the DAT tape to Oshauna bin Laden of all people

#I DONT EVEN GO HERE BUT THIS IS FUCKING ME UPPUPUPUPUO?!?!??!??!?!???#I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND BURST OUT LAUGHING I CANT TAKE THIS #FAVE #yellowjackets #yj

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