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crimes have been committed

@tomjonescumjar

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im not even as obsessed with scout anymoreeeeeeeeee im BORING now. like i used to write poetry about him and cry myself to sleep about how he isnt real but now im NORMAL.

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All my social media names are so weird.

The name I use on here is a simple spelling mistake. My reddit name is a generated one, and I love it. And my YouTube name is really stupid and random. I've only changed it 3 times, to a stupid name that I won't say, octo with an octoling pfp, and then I changed it back to what it was before.

I've seen worse, though! One of my follower's names is @tomjonescumjar! For fuck's sake!!!! I probably have worse in there!!

Edit: I forgot I had a follower named *sigh* @cactus-with-boobs and one sec- @ilovegayvampires

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i have been summoned

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//since Scout is so radioactive from the Bonk he drinks, one time Sniper gets curious and wants to throw it at an enemy. Scout pees into a jar to collect it and

//The jar melts (fun fact intense radiation can melt glass)

//Sniper is horrified.

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what if instead of the election it was called the 𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 and instead of the president it was the presi𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 and you had to vote based off of who was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓻

#us politics
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